It's been that kind of morning for me. The puppies have taken to hiding in the bedroom because I'm on the rampage again. I haven't seen them in two hours.
Why??? You ask such a silly question my dears. Well it's because David, my plaything/sexy beast husband is off from work on a four, yes, yes I said FOUR long excruciating long day weekend.
That means Maury and Jerry all fucking day long today and then again on Monday.
Mmkay, I have something to make y'alls day and possibly the weekend. Just follow the instructions below. You are gonna laugh your ass off on this one. I did. Then I sent it to some friends.