Just a Note To Keep Y'all Up To Date

Who am I kidding!!?  Y'all know I don't write notes on here unless it's a picture I want to share. 

Anywho I just got off the phone with my Working Dead hubster, David. Yeah he's working his tail off.  Poor dear. He nearly drove me bat shit city crazy this past weekend asking me to look at this, look at that, what do you think. I'd liked to nearly kill him for bothering me while I was playing Witch Bubble on Facebook. He loves for me to comment on his work no matter what. The man lives for my nice comments. Hey he does fine work. What else can I say.


I was playing that silly game Witch Bubble. Fucker is addictive!!! I have no idea if my friends are getting the extra lives that they ask for from me. I have eleven fucking lives to give. So my question is this. Is Facebook stealing these lives from some dumbass who isn't paying attention? Cause the count on my hearts isn't changing worth a shit! Also I have no idea if my friends are getting these extra lives they ask for when I hit that "Sure I'll give you a shitload of lives" button. I never see them calling me names on their FB pages so I'm guessing they are getting what I hit those buttons for. I'm up to #158 on the game. Told y'all I was a junky, shit!! Besides, when I can't sleep at night from my aches and pains, I play the shit  out of this game. Or else I go on Pinterest and screw around for five or six hours. 

I'm a Pinhead. Yes, yes I am and I'm proud of it too. So there, nyah !! David has told me I can't play in Pinterest until all my exercises are completed. Hell, I do them cause I know if I don't I'll be stiff as a board. So I get things done then I can play. Well it's not so much playing as using Pinterest to finding cool crafty shit to make and meals to try out,  pictures to make into posters and I can pin this shit on Pinterest and keep from overloading my computer with it. I also find new bloggers from the pins I find. So to me it's worth my time.


I also find some great books to put on my "Must Read This Shit" list. I have already twenty seven books I need to read. They also have some great cleaning tips from bloggers I found if you want to Clean Green. I'm collecting all these hints and tips and putting them in a little book I made. I try these things out first to make sure they work. I have these little notes on green cleaning tryouts all over my fridge. David says he needs to get  me a bulletin board because we don't have enough magnets to hold them all up there with. Everytime he closes the fridge, everything falls off. It's not hard to make a few colorful magnets. Something new for me to make.

The puppies are taking the early summer pretty hard. It gets into the 90's by noon. They want to go out at every chance the door opens but come back something like ten seconds later when they find out it's too fucking hot! The only time they go out and stay longer is if I go to get the mail. The girls love going out the front door because they can chase cats out of the garden. When they finish doing that they come back inside with me feeling all important. Otherwise, they're all spread eagle on the floor cooling off because I keep the AC at 80. Poor Spunky is almost completely blind now. He uses the girls or me to find his toys for him. Otherwise he runs around sniffing for them. Poor baby boy.

Spunky, when he was younger

It's Friday, Friday .... Fuck You Four Day Weekends!!

It's been that kind of morning for me. The puppies have taken to hiding in the bedroom because I'm on the rampage again. I haven't seen them in two hours.

Why??? You ask such a silly question my dears. Well it's because David, my plaything/sexy beast husband is off from work on a four, yes, yes I said FOUR long excruciating long day weekend.


That means Maury and Jerry all fucking day long today and then again on Monday. 


What ever shall I do? Wait I know ... Yes!!!!

I'm Spent ... Well Maybe

Lately I haven't felt like writing about anything. I do better posting comments than blogging. Practically all my great material is spent on comments. It took me days, well hours to come up with this tripe. Actually I'm wondering if my job here is done. If it is, then what the fuck am I going to do with all my funny pictures I keep finding for my blog. Oh and PLEASE don't say Pinterest. Oh Fuck no! I spend way to much time farting around in there as it is.Yesterday I spent almost 6 fucking long exhausting hours just pinning movie posters of my favorite movies. I should get paid for this shit. 

When I'm not doing Pinterest, I'm spending my time sleeping. I have such a terrible fondness for lying in bed lately. I haven't become overly lazy. It's not possible cause I do get up to change clothes, let the dogs out,  do the laundry, clean house, water the plants, make David lunch, finish remaining laundry, then I take a nap before making dinner.

My Haiku For Getting Out Of Bed

No no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no

                                                                

I really wonder if it's not the weather that is keeping my brain juices from flowing. La Nina has left the building so to speak and the drought is ended here in my little part of Texas the institution. It has been raining every 2 or 3 days or so and it's absolutely fanfuckingtastic. I love the rain. But lets see where that goes when the flooding starts, living so close to a river and all. I asked David when is he starting on that ark but he keeps putting it off. I think I need to look into buying a rubber inflatable raft online. Wonder if Target has any.

It's Absolutely Shameful

I'm in trouble. Yes, and I need help, but sadly there is none for me and those like me. I *heavy sigh* am a Pinterest Pinhead. Yes, *hanging my head in shame* yes, *heavy heavy sigh* I admit it. I am desperate for help. I have been known to spend hours, days, and sometimes weeks doing nothing but looking and pinning on Pinterest.

I have nothing really against Pinterest. That place is fucking great! It's been called the Fantasy Football for women. I mean where else can a woman spend time planning her dream wedding over and over again, differently each time. Then there are the recipes for things I never knew existed and things I want to try but might never get the chance.  Places I wished I could travel to. Gardens to plan with secret gardens within them behind stained glass doors  covered in vines and roses. Fuck me running I LOVE Pinterest!!!

I've been told countless times by my friends on Facebook. That they are worried that I am not on there as much as I used to be. They wonder if I'm going to drop my FB account.  Sorry my dears. But momma has a new gig and she's happy with it. So now If you'll excuse me I have some pinning to do.