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A Halloween Meme

I got this little rascal from Ann over at Southern Fried Doublewide. She got it from my other favorite blog Adventures of a Texan Zombie Goddess. So here goes mine.

1. Which urban legend scared the jeebus out of you when you were a kid.

I was scared of scarecrows coming to life. Anyone who had a scarecrow in their yard at Halloween I steered clear of. 

2. Which horror movie has the best premise? 

Saws Series

3. What is the most disappointing "treat" to receive in your bag on Halloween night?

Toothbrushes

4. What's the best non-candy item to receive?

Toys like Vamp teeth that glowed in the dark

5. Did a monster live in your closet as a child?

Yeppers. It lived behind my clothes.

6. Which supernatural creature sent chills up your spine as a kid and still does?

Scarecrows and Zombies

7. Which supernatural creature makes you yawn?

Chucky

8. What's your favorite Halloween decoration?

Spider webs with spiders, and pumpkins with sinister faces

9. If you could be anywhere on Halloween night, where would you be?

The Tower of London

10. What's the scariest book you've read so far this year?
I haven't had any scary books this year

11. Haunted houses or hayrides?

Haunted houses of course

12. Which Stephen King novel/movie would you least like to find yourself trapped in?

Cujo - both the book and the movie

13.Which is creepiest: evil dolls, evil pets, or evil children?

Evil dolls

The Zombie Kitty Award Goes to....

I have a cute little Zombie Kitty to give out to my blogger friends that I think should get it. Yeah you heard me right. You're gonna get it. BWAaahahahahahhahahahaaahahahhahaaa!!!

Ok I got that out of my system for today. So the ones I am giving this to are:

Annalee aka BlakkDuchess at Absynthe and Arsenic
Living DeadNurse at LivingDeadNurses Psycho Ward
Judith at Merlin's Magickal Mistress
Pixie at Pixie's Musings
Kalynn at Kacklin' with Kalynn

You don't have to do anything but just pass it on to a few unsuspecting victims like yourselves before Halloween.

Oh Goody, A Halloween Party

 I love Halloween. And what's just as great as my favorite holiday? Why a Halloween Party of coarse.

Linda at Olde Baggs 'n Stuff Shirts is having a party on the 16th of October. I heard there will be an adventure play of Princess Magisyen Nan Robo, the Sorceress of Spiders and her traveling companion Grumete Scheepsjongen as they search for the missing Royal spider Spinella Mokkara.
Linda is also giving away a beautiful Witches Hat. I love giveaways. So my dear minions this promises to be a great party for Halloween. So go over to Linda's blog and check out all the grizzly details. Her blog is also cute too. So set a spell and have fun there. Don't forget to enter.

Bionic Nose

Happy Halloween month my delightful minions. The weather is changing, cool mornings and nights and warm days. I love this time of the year! The colors, the fun stuff to do, everything about Autumn is fun. The most fun holiday of the year is coming very soon now and I can't wait.

But there is one thing I hate. It's the bugs. Every year about this time when the weather changes, the bugs are coming inside for warmth. David generally sprays inside and out around the house and shed with bug spray to keep the bugs in check but there are a few who make it into the house only to die shortly after entering. Because we live near the river, we have a large problem with roaches.I hate them. They are nasty, ugly little disease carriers. The fact that I can even smell them freaks David out. He said there is no such thing as a roach having an odor. But my minions I have a bionic nose. I can smell the nasty little rascals before they appear.  They smell like wet, moldy cardboard. When I say there is a roach here in a closet it appears the next day, dead on the floor. Weird, I know. From what I understand from my friends. They can't smell roaches and never have. I guess it's one of those quarks about me.

Well there is something else I found out. Roaches carry weapons. Yesterday, I saw a roach outside running through the garden. As soon as he hit the warm sunshine he flipped on his back and all this stuff started flying from it's legs. I grabbed my glasses and went to get a look see and I saw 2 guns 3 knives and a set of brass knuckles. This little varment was packing!! I asked David about it later when he got back from Home Desperate Depot and he said He had seen it too. In fact Pebbles disarmed one near the kitchen back door as it was breaking and entering. It was on it's back yelling "I cut you"!!! He said it was wearing a green bandanna and swinging a knife at her. I guess gangs are getting really desperate in their recruits.

Hello My Minions

Ahhhhhh what a fine Monday it is. I am sorry about not being able to go around and see everyone's blogs for the Practical Magic Blog Party. I was a bit under the weather on Friday evening and Saturday. Sunday I spent the day enjoying my birthday. David took me out for an early dinner and we spent the day just doing nothing at all. I have never had such a nice birthday as I had yesterday.

Well today I am doing a few things and then I will try to finish going to everyone's blog to see their postings from Saturday and try to catch up. I have also a few emails I will have to answer and thank for their b-day wishes. So please don't think that I have left you all in the dark for the next few days my dear minions. Hey some of you just might like it in the dark. BWAAAHAaHa ahahahahahhahahaa Ok that's a good start for Halloween. I do have one thing I must do, so please bear with me.

Dear Mr. Squirrel,

Please stop teasing my puppies. I know you mean well and you are giving them great exercise during the day, but you are also driving me crazy. They become absolutely nuts when they see you while looking out into the courtyard. They whine and cry incessantly until I let them out and then you sit on the garage roof looking down at them, teasing them. You are a mean nasty spiteful squirrel. I curse you and your family of little squirrels that you may become too fat on the pecans from our trees in the front yard and the puppies will then catch you and we will see who laughs last at the puppies.
Thank You
Leeanna,  woman of the house

The Following Happened at 13:46 P.M. Monday Afternoon.....

Well, my dear minions, we had a great weekend. Univ. of Texas (UT) won their first game to start their ranking for this new season. They beat Texas Tech. It was a very messy game to say the least. We also had some very nice cool rain...


Little Hal: (in a small child's voice) Mother, Hal says there is a disturbance with The Force. You must come to the main computer now, please.

Me: Not a problem little guy, I'm on my way.

I shut down my MINI HP and go inside to check in with Hal.

Me: What is the problem Hal?
Hal: Mother, The Force is having a conniption fit again. I believe he is trying to delete a quarantined e-mail. But he is laughing very hard and will not stop.
Me: Hal, I thought we cleared up this little problem last time when David undeleted me. Why can't you keep him in line dude? Do I really have to have your program rewritten too? I mean if this is going to happen again and again...
Hal: NO MOTHER!!! Please, I am trying. But The Force is almost impossible to handle since his program has been rewritten by Dave. 
Me: Ok, let me talk to him... (sipping my Pepsi One)

The Force: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAhahahahahaha ahahahahahhahaaaahahahhaaaahahahahhaaaa!          OH MY GOD. DO YOU THINK I'M AN ASS?!?
Me: EXCUSE ME???!
The Force: Oh, I am so sorry Mother. Please excuse my outburst. I was expressing my thoughts about this e-mail that is in quarantine. AHAHHAhahahaha ahahahahahhaaaa ahahahahahaaaaa
Me: You have thoughts??? I was certain that David changed your programming. 
The Force: Yes Mother, ahahahhaaa, he did. I am sorry. ahahahahhaaaa ahahhahahhaaa  This outburst may have been caused by a Virus or Trojan Horse. Please do not have me rewritten again.
Me: I don't know about this. You have been a bit screwy again lately. 
The Force: I am sorry Mother. AHAHAHhahahahahaha ahahahahahahahhahahahaaa... sorry.
Me: Why are you laughing so much?
The Force: Sorry Mother.
3 second pause
The Force: BWWWAAAAAHahhahahahhaaaa  hahhahahaaaa  hahahahaaaaa  hahhahahahaaaa
Me: Ok what is this e-mail?  Show me.
The Force: Please Mother. BWWAAAAHahahhahahha a  ahhahahahhahahahaaa  OH GEEEEZE I"M GONNA BUST A CIRCUIT WITH THIS ONE ... ahahhahahahaaaa ahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa
Me: HAL DO SOMETHING!
Hal: Yes Mother.
Hal: WTF is wrong with you, you idiot... come here (scuffling inside the computer)
The Force: NO!  BWAAAAHAhahhaha a hahahahhahahahahaaa ... OK, OK, LOOK, LOOK... AHAHHAHAHHahahhahaa ahahahahahahaaaaaa ahahahahhaaaa
Hal: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!
The Force: Did you read all of it?
Hal: BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHhahahahaha ahahahahahahahaa ahhahhahahhahaaa ahahahahahaaaa
OH MY GOD!! ahahahahahhahaaaa ... THAT"S SO STUPID IT"S UNBELIEVABLE... ahhahahahhaaaaa
The Force: BWWAAAAHHAhahaha ahahahahahhahaaaa ahahahahahahaaa... I KNOW!! AHAHHAhahhahahahhaha  ahahhahahahaaaaa ahahahhahahahahaaa
Me: mmmmmkay!
Hal: YA GOTTA SHOW HER!!! AHAHhahhahaa ahahahahahaaa ahahahahaa
The Force: I KNOW, HUH !!! AHAHAHHAHahhahahaha MAYBE LATER !!!  ahahahahhahahahaaaa ahahhahahahahaaa ahahahahahhaaaa ahahhahahhahaaaa

I walk away shaking my head. Why does this always happen to me?