My Fav Slippers

I felt like absolute shit this morning. I was up most of the night with pain all over but mostly in my hips and back. I finally desided  enough was enough. I crawled out of bed and down the hall to the media room. I was reading blogs and emails when I saw one from Heathen. She wanted to know where to get the Killer Bunny slippers that I run around in.

Well there are many places to get them but I got mine from Bunnyslippers.com . Under the All Slippers is Novelty Slippers. You will find them there. They are a bit pricey but they are worth it.  Right now I checked and they are out of stock. Put your name on the list and they will notify you when they are available. I want to get the Godzilla Slippers for David. But I know he wouldn't wear them. But my brother would.

On the Killer Bunny slippers you will see the fangs and they are white. I took some Dead Red nail polish and painted some blood on the fangs. David said I'm deranged. I know I am. But hey, the way I see it, nobody knows I'm still out on that day pass since December of 1977 either. I ain't saying nothin and nobody has come to claim me yet. No harm no foul.

And The Winners Are...

Wow, I had A fine time with this giveaway, my dear minions. Something strange also happened when The names were being picked from the candy jar. An extra one fell out with the second prize winner's name. Sounds just like from Harry Potter... I know!!!

SO!!! The winners are:

Spirit Phoenix   from  "The Fire Deep Within"  $100 gift certificate from Amazon.com

Judith   from   "Merlin's Magical Mistress"  $75 gift certificate from Amazon.com

Willowsilverhorse  from   "Confessions Of A Country Witch"  $50 gift certificate from   Amazon.com

Willow's name fell out when Judith's was pulled from the candy jar so I decided to put hers at the $50 and make it the 3rd place prize.
Enjoy my minions you should be receiving your notice of your certificates in your emails soon.

Ok I might Be a Bit Pissed

Everyone I am sorry but I had to post this little note that I wrote to Susan about her unhappiness about a program. She was unhappy with my Spam Arrest program that I have in place to keep my computer safe. It is there not only for mine but for your safety too my minions. See if I get something that is bad you get it too from my emails. SOOOO this Spam Arrest program is a GOOD THING! It keeps me and you all safe when you email me and I email you back. If you don't like it, which I have never had complaints EVER until now then I am dearly sorry. But I am not giving it up. I am not paranoid as she suggests, just merely cautious for all of us. Since it has been in place I have not had any viruses, malware, spyware, from my emails.  Her email pissed me off a bit  as you can see and I really wanted to unleash the flying monkeys on her ass but I won't.
Please read below my note ... her email to start.



MY RESPONSE

Dear Susan,
As you wish my dear. I have this Spam Arrest Program in place for good reasons. I am not paranoid but merely careful or cautious in letting viruses and malware or spyware into my computer.  I do know about the comment moderation feature in Blogger. I chose not to use it so my friends and fellow bloggers can see what each other has posted in the comments right away. If I don't like what someone has to say in my blog I will usually let it be. I don't like to delete a blogger's comment. I also don't always come online to check things like comment moderation. I do have a regular life besides blogging. So you do as you please my dear.  If you so hate to follow orders from something like my Spam Arrest commands then so be it. It is your loss not mine.
Leeanna  aka Patricia L.H.

HER EMAIL TO ME:

On 9/26/2010 11:22 PM, susanxxxxxxxxx.com wrote:

I think there must be a mistake...I have not sent you an email, merely a comment on a blog, I think...as that is all I have been doing this weekend.  Perhaps you need to just use comment moderation. it works, as you see the comments first, if you think they are spam you delete them. no need for the extra paranoia.

also sending out a link to a stranger is more dangerous to them then any spam could ever be, as in clicking it could give me a virus, malware, & spyware etc. thus, why i am not clicking it.


Susan

----- Original Message -----
From: "Patricia"
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sunday, September 26, 2010 7:55:28 PM
Subject: RE: [Can We Have a New Witch   Ours Melted] New comment on Practical Magic. (verification)

	Patricia here, I'm protecting myself from receiving junk mail. Please click the link below to complete the verification process. You have to do this only once. http://www.spamarrest.com/a2?AQN1ZGxjAmb6p3ImLJ5mL3WupUANL29gL2SmqP5hMKD6HTS0pzywnJRj You are receiving this message in response to your email to Patricia, a Spam Arrest customer. Spam Arrest requests that senders verify themselves before their email is delivered. When you click the above link, you will be taken to a page with a graphic on it. Simply read the word in the graphic, type it into the form, and you're verified. You have to do this only once per Spam Arrest customer. ------------------------------------------------------------

The Following Happened at 13:46 P.M. Monday Afternoon.....

Well, my dear minions, we had a great weekend. Univ. of Texas (UT) won their first game to start their ranking for this new season. They beat Texas Tech. It was a very messy game to say the least. We also had some very nice cool rain...


Little Hal: (in a small child's voice) Mother, Hal says there is a disturbance with The Force. You must come to the main computer now, please.

Me: Not a problem little guy, I'm on my way.

I shut down my MINI HP and go inside to check in with Hal.

Me: What is the problem Hal?
Hal: Mother, The Force is having a conniption fit again. I believe he is trying to delete a quarantined e-mail. But he is laughing very hard and will not stop.
Me: Hal, I thought we cleared up this little problem last time when David undeleted me. Why can't you keep him in line dude? Do I really have to have your program rewritten too? I mean if this is going to happen again and again...
Hal: NO MOTHER!!! Please, I am trying. But The Force is almost impossible to handle since his program has been rewritten by Dave. 
Me: Ok, let me talk to him... (sipping my Pepsi One)

The Force: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAhahahahahaha ahahahahahhahaaaahahahhaaaahahahahhaaaa!          OH MY GOD. DO YOU THINK I'M AN ASS?!?
Me: EXCUSE ME???!
The Force: Oh, I am so sorry Mother. Please excuse my outburst. I was expressing my thoughts about this e-mail that is in quarantine. AHAHHAhahahaha ahahahahahhaaaa ahahahahahaaaaa
Me: You have thoughts??? I was certain that David changed your programming. 
The Force: Yes Mother, ahahahhaaa, he did. I am sorry. ahahahahhaaaa ahahhahahhaaa  This outburst may have been caused by a Virus or Trojan Horse. Please do not have me rewritten again.
Me: I don't know about this. You have been a bit screwy again lately. 
The Force: I am sorry Mother. AHAHAHhahahahahaha ahahahahahahahhahahahaaa... sorry.
Me: Why are you laughing so much?
The Force: Sorry Mother.
3 second pause
The Force: BWWWAAAAAHahhahahahhaaaa  hahhahahaaaa  hahahahaaaaa  hahhahahahaaaa
Me: Ok what is this e-mail?  Show me.
The Force: Please Mother. BWWAAAAHahahhahahha a  ahhahahahhahahahaaa  OH GEEEEZE I"M GONNA BUST A CIRCUIT WITH THIS ONE ... ahahhahahahaaaa ahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa
Me: HAL DO SOMETHING!
Hal: Yes Mother.
Hal: WTF is wrong with you, you idiot... come here (scuffling inside the computer)
The Force: NO!  BWAAAAHAhahhaha a hahahahhahahahahaaa ... OK, OK, LOOK, LOOK... AHAHHAHAHHahahhahaa ahahahahahahaaaaaa ahahahahhaaaa
Hal: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!
The Force: Did you read all of it?
Hal: BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHhahahahaha ahahahahahahahaa ahhahhahahhahaaa ahahahahahaaaa
OH MY GOD!! ahahahahahhahaaaa ... THAT"S SO STUPID IT"S UNBELIEVABLE... ahhahahahhaaaaa
The Force: BWWAAAAHHAhahaha ahahahahahhahaaaa ahahahahahahaaa... I KNOW!! AHAHHAhahhahahahhaha  ahahhahahahaaaaa ahahahhahahahahaaa
Me: mmmmmkay!
Hal: YA GOTTA SHOW HER!!! AHAHhahhahaa ahahahahahaaa ahahahahaa
The Force: I KNOW, HUH !!! AHAHAHHAHahhahahaha MAYBE LATER !!!  ahahahahhahahahaaaa ahahhahahahahaaa ahahahahahhaaaa ahahhahahhahaaaa

I walk away shaking my head. Why does this always happen to me?