I Hate Spiders Saturday

I know, I know. Why haven't I posted any more spider memes on my blog. 

Well, to tell you the truth, I'm bored shitless of them.

You know you can only do so many of an item and then it becomes sad and over done.

So this is my very last spider meme for Saturday.

From now on Saturdays will be open season on anything I feel should be posted because I think  it's funny and you know I love to pass the funny things in life on to my friends and make you smile, laugh, spit your coffee out at your screen, you know, stuff like that.

I Hate Spiders Saturday

Let's keep spiders on sleeping pills, shall we!!?

I Hate Spiders Saturday

I Hate Spiders Saturday

I Hate Spiders Saturday

I Hate Spiders Saturday

YOU BETCHA - SPARE THE NAPALM. THESE FUGLY MUTHERS NEED TO BE NUKED

I Hate Spiders Saturday

I think I used too much Napalm. I should cut down on the amount I use next time I see a spider. I wonder if were insured for this.

I Hate Spiders Saturday

Also you'll still need that flame thrower and maybe napalm for good measure.

I Hate Spiders Saturday

It's true! Where do they get the idea that they own the place.

I Hate Spiders Saturday

Hmmmmm ... I wonder ... just how much a flame thrower costs?  Can I buy one at Walmart?

Things Have Changed !! I Have My Reasons!!

If some of you have been following me, not literally following me like a stalker but that is kinda kinky and I like that, but like reading my past blog entries, you may have noticed I hate spiders. Yes I have an unrelenting hate for them which will go on and on until I have lived maybe six or seven more life times to come. I have that much hate in me.

Yes, well you see I believe spiders evolved from some Alien's eight legged slave that got left on our planet by accident while they were on an eight hour tour. Yes, an eight hour tour. But I digress.

Somehow this eight legged little black fucker got crazy and lonely and mated with something during the Mesozoic-Jurassic period; thus meshing their DNA which has evolved into the nasty, ugly, sneaky, make yo man scream like a little girl, spider it is today.

So everyone of you is wondering WHY? WHY, Leeanna, WHY?!? You said you were devoting Saturdays to Silly Thoughts Saturdays. Why did you change your mind, y'all are saying. Well now Saturday will be known as I Hate Spiders Saturday. I have my reasons.

Well It's like this. I simply hate spiders and the fact that I dragged David's beloved shop vac into the bedroom because I refused to let my house vacuum cleaner be defiled by said nasty, ugly, sneaky, make yo man scream like a little girl, alien eight legged bitch spider. Yes, I sucked up that nasty little fucker with the shop vac then I dragged the vac outside into the courtyard and opened it up and sprayed the holy fucking shit out of the insides of that vac. I know it had to be dead because I used two whole cans of RAID Spider Killer on it's ass.

Ten minutes later while I was opening the window facing the courtyard, I happened to notice a tiny black spider on the rim of the opened shop vac coughing and sputtering.

                           I    hate    spiders!