Looky, Fox News Figured It Out!

I don't know how they did it but Fox News figured it out. They will never cease to amaze me.

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Oh my fucking Goddess! It's already March! It's almost spring for most of you. For the rest of us, that shit has been here like forever. Personally, I think we never officially hit winter. I never had to wear a coat much less a sweater. So I can just imagine the bugs we will have this year.

Yesterday, I was visiting a fellow blogger from up north in Maine known as Ol'Buzzard. You should check him out, he's fun to read and he has a lot of great thoughts that he expresses. He posted about a program that I sometimes watch called "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" well the one he wanted to post was about Donald Trump. This thing blew up all over the web like crazy.

Twitter was absolutely on fire. More like a forest fire blaze with this program. Hashtags were flying around here and there pertaining to Trump and the show. You have to check this out. It's good. No, great! He trashes Trump so bad that if I was Trump I would be going into hiding right now. This may not be blowing over anytime soon.

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Yes, we lost our "cable everything" last night. A big ol' nasty truck that wasn't supposed to be on our street, took our cable line down and it pissed me off to no end. What gets me is that the line was within the limits for street height. So I called Road Runner and made an appointment for 10 A.M. today. David was upset because he couldn't watch Supergirl last night. It also meant my poor husband had to go to work this morning with no TV, no internet, and no house phone. *sigh* Poor, poor David. So we are now back on with full service.

Over the weekend, David trimmed down the rose bushes. I think he went a bit crazy with the pruning shears, though. He cut them really low to the ground. Makes me scared when he does the gardening. He cuts everything down. I think he just gets a bit over zealous when he has the power to destroy. He must think he's some God or whatever. Anywho, I told him they better not die or I'll cut his ass.

We rented a couple of movies over the weekend. Spy and Jupiter Ascending. Spy was outrageously funny. We had to watch it twice because we laughed so hard the first time that we missed a few things. There is no sex or violence in it just a lot of profanity. I mean the F-bomb is dropped every few seconds. If you can get past it, the movie will not disappoint.

As for Jupiter Ascending, the CGI was very impressive but the story line limped along like a dying soldier. At times, it was okay, then there were parts that made you say "wut dafuq just happened?" It was pretty bad. I don't recommend it.

Well, I have spaghetti sauce to start and I have puppy toys to pick up. Ciao y'all.

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Moral To The Story: The teacher  gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a  story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and,  one by one, began to tell their stories.  There were all the  regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the  teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. ‘Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert  Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory,  and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't  break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of  20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,  killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.  ''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?" “Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."

Atheist Hymnal

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And David Said "huh?"

After I read this to David, he said "huh?" It was obvious that he was in the "Nothing Box".

**Oh, just in case y'all were wondering. Yes, David had that blank*I'm in my Nothing Box*stare when I read this funny story to him. If you want to hear and see the long drawn out session about this it's on Youtube.com.

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For those of you who don't know what this is for, it's a quick funny teaser for the new Star Wars VII movie "The Force Awakens" This was from the German Sky Network TV channel on Facebook. When I first saw this I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. I LOVE anything to do with Star Wars Storm Troopers

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What if all our movie and TV stars were not from movies and TV but from paintings.

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Don't Worry, He's Coming Back