Tickle Me Tuesday ~ Mrs. Brown's Boys

Tickle Me Tuesday

Moral To The Story: The teacher  gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a  story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and,  one by one, began to tell their stories.  There were all the  regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the  teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. ‘Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert  Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory,  and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't  break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of  20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,  killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.  ''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?" “Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."

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So many times during the day, I feel more than my age. David is a real joker because he sends me all these old people cartoons and websites just to make fun of me. Here is a taste of what I have to put up with.

 Don't forget the website that he sent me this morning.

 http://geezerplanet.com

Yeah, it's a place that old people make fun of their own kind, or is that them dang yunguns makein fun of us old folks.

Tickle Me Tuesday - Canadians Eh?

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For those of you who don't know what this is for, it's a quick funny teaser for the new Star Wars VII movie "The Force Awakens" This was from the German Sky Network TV channel on Facebook. When I first saw this I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. I LOVE anything to do with Star Wars Storm Troopers

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What if all our movie and TV stars were not from movies and TV but from paintings.

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