Monday Funny

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

        Terrorist Plots Discovered                      0

        Transvestites                                    133

        Hernias                                          1,485

        Hemorrhoid Cases                          3,172

        Enlarged Prostates                         8,249

        Breast Implants                            59,350

        Natural Blonds                                     3


I had to post this after David left for work. It was too funny not to.

I Knew It Would Happen Soon

Just look what I found at Cafepress.com.  I love it!!!