Just To Keep Up

I'd like to welcome my new minions to the fold.
There are only two rules:

1. You must be able work 24/7 without pay, of coarse, in my plot for World Domination.
2. You must be able to sacrifice yourselves and endure a messy, painful death. If needed.

I will not accept weirdos in hot pink tutus with black lace and glitter. Your costumes and laser death ray guns will be arriving in the mail soon. There are no capes allowed. I wear the cape because I am your leader. BWAAAHahahahahahahahaaahahahhaaaasnort!

Mmmkay, on to bigger and brighter things.

I got busted by David yesterday. He came home early for lunch and I got caught sweeping the car port and the courtyard which is our backyard. Very tiny area that's just big enough for a patio table and chairs, a few plastic book stands I use for plants and pots, that big fucking potting table that's a bitch to move even though it has wheels cause David had use big fucking 2X4's or whatever you call them to make it, and the grill, oh and plants.

Anywho, I just got so tired of the leaves from last fall and winter piled up in the corners that I couldn't resist cleaning. What am I to do... I hate vegging out. So now I'm busted and grounded. No house work and no yard work of any kind. "Nothing strenuous for three weeks is what the doctor said" David said in a whiny voice. Yeah, whatever! So now I'm bored and I have to wear my back brace too. Shit!! Someone please come get me. I'm so tired of this.

In regards to trying to make comments back to my readers who have commented on some of my posts. Thank you for the get well praises, the compliments and all the other stuff. I do wish I could comment on my own blog comments back to you but Blogger is fucked up as usual. Sorry.

Check out what I found out yesterday after I got busted. I was  on the web, just strolling through and I found this:

This explains it all now.

Shoot The IT Assholes

Someone need to go over to Google and shoot the IT assholes that are fucking up blogger. I can't even comment on my own blog and say thanks to my followers. This is getting out of hand. Google Blogger IT people, get your shit together before you decide to unleash a new update on blogger. THINK ABOUT IT SHIT BAGS!!!!You might lose bloggers to Wordpress.

Oh Boy!!!

WOOHOO! Yes! I hit 100 minions. I can't believe that I finally hit that many minions. WOW!!! That's amazing. First off, I never thought I would be blogging this long. I was just going to do this for a diary type thing. Then I thought, ok I need to lighten up and have fun with this shit.

I'd like to thank the Acadamy, all my minions, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.  I need to have a giveaway this week for this auspicious occasion.  I need to think on what kind of sparkly to give. Hmmmm. I'll talk about this later. Right now I have an award to giveaway.

Let's get on with the show.

I was informed last week of an award that I was given. YES!! Another award. YEA!!!

Linda who writes Olde Baggs 'n Stuft Shirts gifted my delighted 'ol ass (screw the bad language) with a wonderful award. YES!!! My minions!!! Another AWARD!!! I am deeply touched in the head by your jesture (notice how I spelled that) of love.

The rules are pretty okay by me cause I have no problemo jumping through hoops for awards and stuff. I do have my limits though. I will not run neked through downtown. Noppers,  not gonna happen ... ever. That's all I need is to be arrested for scaring old men and little children. So this is what I have to do and so will you when you get it. Boy, are you gonna get it. BWAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAhahahahhahahahhahahaaa!!!

1. You have to link the award back to the person who gave it to you. that's done, see above.

2. Link to the blog of the person who created the award - Hazra of Advanced Booking http://linktoink.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-awardand-new-design.html/ I was number 404 recipient of this award.

 
3. At Advanced Booking enter your name into Mr. Linky so there is a complete list of all the recipients. 


4. Pass the award on to 7 more people whom you feel are prolific bloggers.


Mom's a Witch
My Kids Might Be Martians
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock at a Time
Stop Calling Me That
The Bloggess
Who Put Me In Charge of These People
Pajamas and Coffee

A New Award For Little Ol' Me

Dang!!! Another award. Wow!! I didn't know I was so popular. I got this clucking watch the language award from Amberlyn over at Mom's a Witch. Thanks sweetie! I love awards. Probably gonna get one for dying too. BWAAAHAHAHhahahaaaahahhahahahaaa. I'll probably burn for that remark.

Anywho, I have to pass it along to 10 bloggers that I think are Clucking watch the language Good Bloggers. So here goes it y'all.


Merlin's Magickal Mistre
Banterings of a Basketcase
Sips From The Fire Hydrant
Octoberfarm
Bringing Up Salamanders
Butterflies and Breezes
Groggy Froggy
Kacklin With Kalynn
The Haven
Dancing With a Spatula Wand

You ladies ROCK!!!