Notes From Hell

Hello my dear minions. David and I are going to be busy today. In fact shit started 0730 this morning. We took Pebbles to the vet for work on her left molar. She was holding on to me for dear life all the way while David drove. He was all up in her poor little face with shit like, they ( the vet) were going to put her to sleep and take pictures of her naked and shit. With cats lying next  to her doing nasty things to her and then they were going to put a squirrel on her and take pictures of that and post everything on the Internet.

Poor thing was shaking in my arms so hard that when they finally took her from me to the back to take her temp and get her into a cage, I looked down at myself and it looked  like PETA might get me for sporting a fur coat. She left like a pound of fur on my scrubs top that I was wearing.

We came home and the other puppies started shaking too when they sniffed me. I just had to say you guys are next if you don't get your shit together and start picking up your toys. Poor little Lucy got all defensive and shit. She's afraid to come near me now.

I have my appointment this morning at 1130 so we will see how that goes. I am wondering if he  will send me back to Dr. M. for the rest of my Lumbar Injections. Fuck, I can't wait.

After that mess David and I will have lunch at Olive Garden and then go to Home Desperate to get bird  seed and I want to see if they have some flowers that I saw on their site.

I'm Back For Good... Well So Far... Then You're On Your Own

I really need to overhaul my blog page. This place is starting to look like a dump!  I haven't changed a thing in months. I mean really, how can a girl stay legally at the same weight for so long. But I do have to change that diet  ticker. I went on a binge and gained back 5lbs. Yeppers, I fell off the wagon with a big ol' plop. It's amazing nobody got killed.  I got all depressed the past two weeks over my back pain situation, DM leaving us, and a few other things that will just get me back into the hole again if I start talking about it, so I won't go there if you don't mind. But I really gotta get this place cleaned up. What a DUMP!!!

David has gone full Farmer Ted now. He wants me to come with him to the plant center at Home Desperate so I can help him pick out herbs, peppers, and other goodies. Since I taught him what to do when transplanting weeks ago he has gone hog wild crazy. He got all excited  before going to work this morning when he noticed that he has flowers on his tomato plants. He actually came into the bedroom and woke me up at 5AM to tell me about it. Someone sell me a gun, PLEASE!! He also is going full force with the grass replacement deal on the front lawn. He does a little plot of about 20 feet each weekend. He said he won't know when they will stop carrying the carpet grass at Home Desperate so he does a little at a time just in case. When he found out that they get their new grass in every Thursday morning, he about had a boner. I tell ya he's gone crazy.

Me on the other hand, I'm missing DM and her daily Jersey styled rants. She made us laugh and think and laugh some more. I won't be taking down her button anytime soon, maybe never. Who knows, she may return and give us all what for and then some in her own way. Goddess I sure hope it's soon cause I do miss her dearly as many of you, my minions.

Since I was confined to bed for a while now I have been bored out of my gourd, let me tell ya. I only had the TV to keep me sane and most of what is on it is insane. I hate watching TV most pf the time. I only watch a few shows and the news. So I went crazy for a while until David granted me clearance to downlaod a shit bag of books for my Sony Reader, and went out and even bought me a DVD player to watch movies. I made him take it back cause I can watch movies on Little Hal, my Mini HP. I love that little guy. He's so cute! and does everything a big computer does but in a smaller way. I can also pack him into my purse and take him with me everywhere.

Antwho, I downloaded only two books that I dearly wanted. David doesn't understand my love for Vamps and Witches and their kind. I think it's really a female gene we ladies carry and hand down to our daughters, cause it's a female thang, you guys just wouldn't understand.


Well, I have been waiting for both books like for the longest time. Kim Harrison has been my reading material since I started working in the lab at night in the hospital out here six years ago. I do love the way she writes. Rachel is a  kick ass, take names then kick their ass some more kind of gal. And then Charlaine Harris is crazy great reading. Sometimes it's hard to put down a book from either one of these women and I find myself having to go back and reread previous books just to stay entertained until another book comes out. I just started Pale Demon and already wondering what the next book will be about.

The puppies have been keeping me company the past weeks, more like sleeping all day at the bottom of the bed all damned day long. Lazy little bugs. I went to see my doctor for a follow-up and came home and they acted like I was gone for years. Jumping all over me and such. Jeeze!! I go to see another Orthopedic Back Doctor on Friday, a cutter and yes tomorrow. I wonder what he is going to say when he sees my MRI that I got last week. It shows that I have a disc clearly bulging between L4 and L5 and a slight bulge with L3 and L4. Yuck!! When I told David what I saw on the MRI pictures when we got home with them he said - you always read too much into it and then it's not that bad when the doctor gets back to you. Well guess what??!! I know what I saw cause my Pain doctor called me and said the same thing that I saw. :P So Nyagh.  Whatever!!

MMkay so I really went overboard and I get the feeling y'all will probably say, meh. But this is a really long blog entry and I would have folded on the second paragraph. So my apologies. I have an appointment with a cutter tomorrow and I don't know what mood I'll be in when I get home. So take this for what it's worth and enjoy a long post for once from me cause I may not ever do this again. Yeah right!!