Tickle Me Tuesday

What if all our movie and TV stars were not from movies and TV but from paintings.

The Flu Took My Soul

You won't believe this, but I have the Flu or was that Ebola. Yeah, I was attacked last night. That bitch snuck up on my ass in the dead of night and stole my soul. I thought I was going to die at first but then it tapered off this morning. Now it just feels like a bad cold. It sucks! But on the lighter side, I probably lost  about 10 pounds. 

I haven't had the flu in years. I never got the flu shot either. They said the shot is useless this year because the flu mutates so quickly. Anywho, I can't wait to get this shit over with. 

David will be getting his week off in about 2 weeks from now for the Christmas shut down. Hope he doesn't get the flu. When he gets sick he is the opposite of the usual norm. Most men act like it's the end of their world when they get the flu or just a cold. They whine and cry and want you to care for them.

David tends to go out and rake manly leaves or fix manly things. I want him to stay in bed and rest when he's sick. He watches manly TV or goes to Home Desperate and passes it on to other manly men. Yes, he's the Typhoid Mary of manly men. Hells Bells, he probably won't even tell me he's sick. 

Wet Cat Wednesday

Another Mindless Monday!

A cold front, well I wouldn't say "cold" more of a front came through an hour ago. Lots of wind and the temperature did drop from 65 to 51. I started feeling this little bastard  coming our way on Saturday night. So much pain! My whole body was reeling from it up until now. I'm feeling a little better that it has come and gone.

Me and David

Okay, I have to say this. David gave me my Yule present early this year. On Friday I got a package in the mail from him. He brought it to me and told me to open it. Inside was a newly refurbished HP laptop. I broke down and cried. David gave me something I needed badly because Little Hal (my hp mini laptop) was slowly biting the dust. I dropped the poor little guy about 10 times and I think the 11th time he said, "enough woman! You're fucking killing me!"

New laptop

So David got me this laptop in case my other one died. I love it because it's not completely new. I won't feel like this is a big money investment that gets replaced after a few years. In fact I think it's a much better deal to buy refurbished PC's than new. Much better money wise and less landfill rubbish too. I will be spending my days transferring data from Little Hal to this laptop. I have so much music and a few ebooks I want to transfer. I also have to set up my camera program so I can download pictures from it. So much to do.

You might be wondering what was she doing all weekend. Well I was flat on my back on my heating pad because of the impending front coming through today. I will be going back to it in a bit. I just wanted to get this out to let you all know what's going on. So until tomorrow, Ciao.

Friday Funny

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. 

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem? "Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour! "The old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time, "the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

Happy Thanksgiving

For those of you in United States that celebrate this day. 

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Wet Dog Wednesday

Da Bears