Changes, Boredom, and Cold, Oh My

I'm in the middle of doing some slight changes to my blog. I may lose a few of my looky-loos and I may gain some more of you sick twisted individuals just like me. I'm hoping to write more at least every day BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAA sorry with just as many pictures for the sound it out. I have faith in you vo-cab-u-lar-y challenged out there in Bloggitty Reader Land. I need to do this because I'm bored, tired, totally close to losing my mind and I just feel the need to do it. OKAY?!!

Being stuck in this house is costing me my sanity. You are wondering why don't I just go for a walk or take a drive. Well David my sexy beast/plaything has taken my car keys and drivers license. I can't go for a walk outside because if I go to far I may not have the leg power to get back on my own. My left leg is still not totally well yet. The daily exercise on the treadmill and the exercises I was given to do until I see my Ortho Doctor on Thursday next week are helping. Other than that, I'm severely medicated to keep from killing anyone that comes near. David says it's for safety reasons. Did I tell you about how the puppies have learned to talk?

Sitting outside does help a bit but shit, it's colder than a well diggers ass out there. If you catch my drift. The weather guy said it would warm up a bit today but so far phhffffffffffft!!

What I Think I Do

Happy Blog Year To Me

I seem to have lost a minion or two. Please remember you must return your Laser Death Rays and costumes within 24 hours of leaving the Dominion. Or pay the consequences, what ever those things are.

 Mmmkay, I'm in a nice little Valium / Hydrocodone  fog today so let's not waste it. I was looking around and found out my ass blog is approximately one year old this week, give or take a few days. Yeppers, I was in here sounding off and writing my first thoughts if you can call them that about a whole year ago. Wow, how time flies when you're gathering minions. I have also found so many friends along the way too. I never knew blogging would be so much fun.

 If I could I'd have the puppies blog in my place cause all they are is foreign children dressed in fuzzy clothes with a speech impediment. But then all they would talk about is the cats across the street selling nip to the kittens next door, trying to get them hooked and shit. Or the time they almost caught a squirrel. Lucy would just blog about her mailman boyfriend, the little hussy. But I will spare you the trials and tribulations of puppies that blog.

 Be as it may I am in a world of hurt lately and being drugged up and no place to go, I will be cutting my blogging time down to a few days a week. Now the deal is I won't tell you when I'll be blogging cause I won't know either. It will be on a how fucked up am I kind of thing. If I feel good then I'll blog my heart out. So for now I'm going to call this a week and go sack out for a bit. I have such a buzzzzzzz.