Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  It's been a weird weekend to say the least. I feel wasted and now I'm just climbing out of it. I think it was the time change for sure because even the dogs were sleeping all day Sunday. By Sunday afternoon I felt like I lost the whole day. I kept asking David if it was Saturday. It felt like a fucking fog was in my head. Spring is coming. That's it.

What Happened over the weekend:  Well David finally got the building bug and started on the lattice for the roses. He made about two or was it three trips to Home Desperate ... I can't seem to remember.

He painted the frame and now just has to hammer it to the lattice and then screw it to the house in the garden. I ordered the climbing roses Sunday morning, and some sweet peas and creeping phlox. This garden is gonna look fine as frog hair split four ways, I just hope we get the plants soon and not next year.

It was a loud night on Saturday into Sunday morning. We had a storm front that decided to land right smack dab over us and wake us up with a thunderous vibrating boom Sunday morning. Not only that but the Mexican Boyz to Men across the street were having a "who can sing the best karaoke Mexican love songs while drunk off their ass contest" in their garage. The door was closed mind you but it was still loud and very off key. They were murdering music. It sounded like "The Gong Show". Yeah, Google it you youngins. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'll wait.

What's Going On This Morning: Well Before I started blogging this morning several things fired up my brain.

One was the Cardinals at the Vatican will start picking a new Pope very soon. So on that note may I say I hope that Father Guido Sarducci has a chance this time around. He is after all "a Pretty Nice Guy".

Another thing was I must have done something to my laptop when I shut it down last night. I woke up and all my icons were PPpffffffftt*. A fucking Zombie Laptop! I had nothing! Just the wallpaper of a tranquil beach*sigh*. I tried everything to get them back; nothing worked. I was so fucking pissed at myself. So I preformed a Go Back all the way to Saturday. went and made coffee and then came back. The laptop was still in Go Back sequence. Damn!

So I cleaned house, I mean picked up puppy toys from all over the house. Took the puppies outside, came back in and it finally finished. Then the antivirus needed to run because my laptop "went back in time" as it were. So I ran that monster and it finally finished when I came back from exercising. One hour and forty five minutes later I had my icons back - YES!!! I almost felt like shooting it. I grabbed another refill in my coffee mug and here I am back to Abby Normal.

Another thing was that I had a wild hair up my ass to watch Walking Dead this morning while the laptop was on backup. David has the DVR set up to tape a lot of our favorite shows and WD is one of them.

I hope that when the Governor dies it's Michonne that kills him. I would love to see that happen. The woman is awesome the way she welds that Katana. I think that's why I like reading Chloe Neill books. Her bad ass Vampires fight with Katanas. And by the way I am reading her "House Rules" book now. I love Merit in the continuing series of the Chicagoland Vampires.

I also heard in the news that you are now able to take sports equipment like hockey sticks, golf clubs, etc on board a plane. Yep something to beat other obnoxious and/or drunk passengers with when they bother you while in flight. To bad the flight attendants can't carry tasers.


Well I have absofuckinglutely nothing else to do today except go play around on Pogo.com and then Pinterest and waste my life. Have a great day my lovely minions.

Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  Meh ...NO really I'm feeling pretty good this morning. That's because my pain receptors haven't woken up yet. BWAAAHAHAAHAAHAA!

In all reality the last few weeks have been like shit for me. When the moon started waning I bagan this sudden burst of energy that I just can't seem to control. I want to do so much right now. It feels great!

Wut I Did Over My Weekend:  Sounds sorta kinda like "Wut I dun did over my summer vacashun". You remember in grade school? I do. -shivers-

Anywho I got a wild hair up my ass over the weekend to have David put up some kind of trellise or lattice or something there of like it to give the front porch some privacy and have some place for the climbing roses that I bought online. Also not to mention to cut the wind from blowing so hard that I can't even sit down out there.

So we went to Home Desperate to see what we could find. We ended up helping other couples with the same problems. We told them, I mean I told them when they asked me why we were buying wood with the plastic lattice. We were just re-enforcing the flimsy lattice sides so it won't break in the wind. I think HD had quite a few sales in the plastic lattice department. No, please, don't thank me. I'll take a coupon for 75% off my next purchase though.

Wut I Did So Far Today:  Personally I don't want to tell you everything but If I must, twist my arm ... I have done absofuckinlutely nothing this morning. I did everything yesterday morning so I'm free and clear to write, bug other bloggers and gather shit to put on this here blog for your entertainment.

Anywho this morning I stumbled over to my laptop at my desk and turn it on. I sat down drank some coffee and go to my blogger writing page and begin blogging. I wrote what I wanted  so far and set it up then go see what it looks like. I see this fucking crap in place of my blog title picture.

WTMF!!! 

 Instead of this!

This has really pissed me off now. I don't even deal with Photomutherfuckingbucket. So I go and see if I can fix it. Not a problem. Just reset my little Boston picture back where it should be and I'm set again.  Damned trolls. 

Oh! I have to show y'all this!!! If anyone watches "Breaking Bad", yes they are coming back with new episodes very soon. Anywho, there is a donut shop in Albuquerque New Mexico called Rebel Donuts. Well they came out with a "Breaking Bad donut" It has white icing with light blue rock candy sprinkled on top that closely resembles the "Blue Sky" crystal meth the characters on "Breaking Bad" make. I'm not saying crystal meth is okay, so please don't go around saying I'm promoting such a drug.

Just check this out. It's such a cool thing to see. 

http://www.news10.net/video/default.aspx?bctid=2202872963001&odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE%7Cfeatured

Hope you enjoyed that.

I have a list of shit I want to complete today but it's so pretty outside. It's in the 80's already here and hardly a breeze out there. I need to clean out my garden shed and see what I need to get rid of. Then the puppies will be going to the dog park for some running and loud barking. that's what they do every time I take them. Personally I think I'll take them over there now. Have a great day y'all.

Crazy Witches Daybook

My Mood:  I'm doing better than most I guess. A least I'm not in that nasty funk I've been in since the flu. Now that was quite nasty. I wasn't cooking or cleaning much at all. Poor David had to put up with my shit for three or weeks now. I'm lucky he hasn't divorced my ass yet.

What I'm Doing :  Today I'm kicking back a little with the puppies and going to watch last night's episode of Walking Dead. Yes, I'm a walker fan from when it first started. David came on board during the second season. So of coarse he is all caught up now because AMC plays all the shows from season one to the present when a new season starts. He keeps saying "Why didn't you tell me about this?"- in a whiney voice just like he said with Being Human, Breaking Bad, Eureka, and a few more shows that are now kaput. Thank goodness he was able to catch up on a few seasons of like Breaking bad and Eureka. I can't wait til Defiance starts on April 15th. It's gonna be pretty good. So at this writing David is now a Syfy and WalkingDead fan. Jeeeze! What's next.

In between writing this out I'm throwing a cold, wet doggy ball for the puppies. Spunky loves to have us throw the ball for him otherwise he sits and wrangles it. You know - dog with a floppy, ball flapping it it from side to side like he's trying to wring it's neck and kill it. Well Spunky likes to do this then let it fly and hit me like every-single-time. Or he hits something valuable. I have taken steps to child proof this house now. I feel like I have little two year olds running around here. One is the jock that loves to play with his toys. Then there's the little shy wall flower who hides unless we're going somewhere. And last but not least there is the mommy's girl who follows me around saying "I'm bored, can I sit with you?" They are nothing but kids with speech impediments and like to wear warm fur. Oh and they like to imitate dogs.

Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  I feel definitely like -uugh - today. I'm in a funk that I can't climb out of right now. It started with the rain over the weekend. I spent the whole fucking weekend in bed with that feeling and a bad back ache. Oh well. Sorry I'm in such a bitchy downer mood. I'm just tired of all this drama shit in my life.

What's Been Going On: David drove me to my immuno doctor, like I can't drive myself.  Doc said that I'm free to go but if I should have any strange pain in my knees in the future that I am to call his office to see him right away. Big whup! Like I don't know what to do if I get an infection in my knee again.

Anywho, it's been a weird feeling weekend. It's like something is off kilter in the universe and I can feel it. "It's the Force" BWAHAHAHAHAAAhaahaahahahaaa-snort! Sorry I just had to get that out.

No, really, something feels wrong and when I get these feelings it's usually something big. So be on the lookout for something strange that happens in the next few days my friends. I'm not kidding. It could be the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. Hey, it could happen!

What My Crazy Ass Is Reading: I had this book sitting around for the past six or eight months. Hell I don't know. But I'm a great big fucking fan of Chloe Neill and her Chicago Land Vampire Series. Right now I'm reading "Biting Cold" I love reading Chloe's books. I highly recommend her if you like vampire reads.

What's For Dinner: David actually cooked last night because I was in such a funk. He made Sloppy Joes with Manwich. He used an entire 2 lbs. of ground beef for it. Way too much meat for me. I had to check it out and fix the taste. I'm making spaghetti with what's left, which is like a whole fucking lot of meat. It should be really good with the Manwich fixings cause it was sitting in the fridge all night. I'll make a salad with it. David loves his salad.

Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  Joyous, well that's something of an understatement. I feel great. Today is Monday. I usually hide under covers and sleep the day away in hopes that Monday will be over soon. I used to hate them but not anymore.

The Weather:  It's fucking colder than a well diggers ass out there. I nearly froze mine off just walking to the car. Shit! Where is Spring? Not yet? Fuck this!

Stuff That Happened In Casa De Loco Over The Weekend:  David and I had a nice weekend with a few crazy, funny things thrown in for the fun of it. We went to Wally World to get curtain rods and picked up some unnecessary items like we always do. For the life of me I can't think of what they were. But while we were there It felt like we walked five miles maybe more. I paid for it that night in pain.

We watched the football games and feasted on junk food most of the weekend. David said he felt like a stuffed tick. EEEWwwwww! So fucking gross! Sorry, I hate the sight of ticks, that's all. I rank them up there with bed bugs, spiders and roaches. Yuck!!

There was a moment while I was lying on the couch reading that David was supposed to be feeding the puppies. He was screaming to me about not being able to find their new box of food he bought Saturday. When I walked into the kitchen I heard the distinctive sound of the cardboard pull tab. But in segments, like there was a wise ass making farting sounds. I found David in the pantry pulling the cardboard tab around the carton.

Picture this: he had his face all scrunched up like he was in pain and one leg up and out to the side for emphasis. He was making fake farts in front of the puppies! I told David he was a bad influence on them. That man sometimes inspires my inner serial killer.

Shit I Need To Get Done Today:  Absofuckinlutely nothing! No really!  I have nothing to do today. The house is clean. Laundry is done. I just came back earlier from the Vet's with Comfortis for the Puppies. The puppies will be flea free in a few more minutes and then I'll be bored out of my gourd. That means I'll be on Pinterest pinning more shit and making new boards. I found a shit load of stuff for my BOS (Book of Shadows) that I need to print out, so I might do that. Otherwise - eh!

Whats For Dinner:  I'm making meatball stew with carrots and potatoes poured on top of hot rice. Yummy!!  I love comfort food and this is it for me.