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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

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Friday, January 4, 2013

Changes, Boredom, and Cold, Oh My

I'm in the middle of doing some slight changes to my blog. I may lose a few of my looky-loos and I may gain some more of you sick twisted individuals just like me. I'm hoping to write more ~~at least every day BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAA~~ ~~sorry~~ with just as many pictures for the ~~sound it out. I have faith in you~~ vo-cab-u-lar-y challenged out there in Bloggitty Reader Land. I need to do this because I'm bored, tired, totally close to losing my mind and I just feel the need to do it. OKAY?!!

Being stuck in this house is costing me my sanity. You are wondering why don't I just go for a walk or take a drive. Well David my sexy beast/plaything has taken my car keys and drivers license. I can't go for a walk outside because if I go to far I may not have the leg power to get back on my own. My left leg is still not totally well yet. The daily exercise on the treadmill and the exercises I was given to do until I see my Ortho Doctor on Thursday next week are helping. Other than that, I'm severely medicated to keep from killing anyone that comes near. David says it's for safety reasons. Did I tell you about how the puppies have learned to talk?

Sitting outside does help a bit but shit, it's colder than a well diggers ass out there. If you catch my drift. The weather guy said it would warm up a bit today but so far phhffffffffffft!!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Chalk And Magnet Boards - Easy Peezy Pumpkin Squeezy

Okay, I have been hounding David for a chalkboard for the kitchen with cork board right next to it. I didn't know that Benjamin Moore makes a chalkboard paint until just now. I found the ideas on http://style-files.com/2008/09/02/blackboard-walls/ . It's so freaking cool! Go check out the ideas on this site. You can paint a whole wall, a door, or just a small area and then frame it.

Word to the wise: Those so called magnetic paints that are out on the market are a waste of time and money. They don't work worth a damn no matter how many layers you paint on that wall.

**A great idea would be to buy a piece of galvanized panning from Home Depote. Cut it to the size you want and frame it with a flat picture frame. You can even paint it with the chalkboard paint and have a magnetic chalkboard for the kitchen or the kid's room.

**Or go to Walmart ~~if you dare~~, and get a roll of magnetic vinyl. Cut it to size for what you want and then paint it with the chalkboard paint. I put like 4 coats on mine. It fits the door of my refrigerator just right. Cool place for grocery notes and such.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The Crazy Witch's Daybook

My mood: I feel vivacious today. David went back to work, yes, yes he did. I already cleaned house and started laundry. I feel liberated from the tyranny of Maury, Jerry and stupid movies all day long that he watched.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the stupid shit that was on TV last week and this week that I saw him watching. One was "Dude, Where's My Car?" I know that it's a cult film but shit almighty. David is not a stupid man and yet he loves to watch trashy shit on the TV. So I am very greatfull he is gone for the rest of the week until the weekend. Then it will be another round of Trash TV. Shit! Just kill me now.

What my silly ass is up to right now: I was looking for funny books to order for my Christmas present. My step daughter and David both gave me very generous Amazon credit cards. I was trolling the books lists and came upon this, "Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook". What is so damned funny is the video when you scroll down to the book's description. You've just got to play that video.
http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Chicken-Parody-Cookbook/dp/0385345224/ref=lp_86_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1357054656&sr=1-9
It's way too funny.

Crazy shit I need to do today: Other than Amazon shopping, cleaning house has been a sport this morning. I'm walking around without my walker now and have graduated to my cane. But with all the crap that I've been having to carry and move it's been a bit of a sport trying to stay upright and not fall over and crack a hole in the floor with my fat ass. That's right I'm not using the cane. I'm walking without any help except the walls, chairs and other strategically set out items to keep me from falling. I walk like an off balanced old lady of 90. I swear!

Hey, before you scream at my lame ass for being so stupid, my arms are full of things I'm putting away. David didn't so much as touch a single dust rag, broom, vacuum or mop the whole week and two days he was home. The dust bunnies are getting ready for their next family reunion and I'm constantly picking up all the toys the puppies keep dragging out to play with. Only I can put a stop to the chaos and madness around here! Where's my cape? I must have put it in the last wash load. Crap! I need to lighten up on the pain killers. I'm seeing crazy shit again.