Tickle Me Tuesday

The newest craze sweeping the country or should I say world is called the Harlem Shake. Yeah, well I thought some of you should know what it looks like in case you run across someone having what looks like a hissy fit.  Enjoy.

Crazy Witch's Daybook

My Mood:  I feel definitely like -uugh - today. I'm in a funk that I can't climb out of right now. It started with the rain over the weekend. I spent the whole fucking weekend in bed with that feeling and a bad back ache. Oh well. Sorry I'm in such a bitchy downer mood. I'm just tired of all this drama shit in my life.

What's Been Going On: David drove me to my immuno doctor, like I can't drive myself.  Doc said that I'm free to go but if I should have any strange pain in my knees in the future that I am to call his office to see him right away. Big whup! Like I don't know what to do if I get an infection in my knee again.

Anywho, it's been a weird feeling weekend. It's like something is off kilter in the universe and I can feel it. "It's the Force" BWAHAHAHAHAAAhaahaahahahaaa-snort! Sorry I just had to get that out.

No, really, something feels wrong and when I get these feelings it's usually something big. So be on the lookout for something strange that happens in the next few days my friends. I'm not kidding. It could be the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. Hey, it could happen!

What My Crazy Ass Is Reading: I had this book sitting around for the past six or eight months. Hell I don't know. But I'm a great big fucking fan of Chloe Neill and her Chicago Land Vampire Series. Right now I'm reading "Biting Cold" I love reading Chloe's books. I highly recommend her if you like vampire reads.

What's For Dinner: David actually cooked last night because I was in such a funk. He made Sloppy Joes with Manwich. He used an entire 2 lbs. of ground beef for it. Way too much meat for me. I had to check it out and fix the taste. I'm making spaghetti with what's left, which is like a whole fucking lot of meat. It should be really good with the Manwich fixings cause it was sitting in the fridge all night. I'll make a salad with it. David loves his salad.

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Tickle Me Tuesday

Headlines from the year 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped!

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will be at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces weekly mail delivery to Wednesday only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of previously illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines!!