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Friday, June 24, 2016

In The News

Thursday, June 23, 2016

It's Thursday

Some of you sent me emails about the Wet Dog Wednesday - Police Dog Edition. They were funny at best. One of you reminded me that there was a funny Police Dog report from an Officer Peach that went viral from the UK. I remembered that news article and found it again. It was funny all over again just reading it. Thanks again Emma. If all y'all haven't read it click here.
It's been a strange week so far. I don't really like to get into politics on my blog because it brings the crazy people out of the woodwork. But, Democrats are occupying the House with a sit-in to force a vote on gun control legislation and the chicken House Republicans have adjourned and won't be back until July 5th. It's an old-fashioned sit-in People! I haven't seen a good one since the 1960's. They have been giving speeches non-stop since they started. I'm wondering if they will be able to hold out. The lights could be turned off along with the AC. They have more than a whole week to go. Right now they are televising this via Periscope because the House cameras and microphones are turned off. It's quite boring but yet it's interesting too. If you haven't seen it yet check it out on one of your C-SPAN channels or go to . 
Okay, I am cutting down on my exercise program at the Health Center at the hospital. It's much too high-level for my back. I think I hurt myself yesterday by pulling a muscle. I'm better today, but I need to cut it down to only 3 days a week and one hour of exercise on the machines and the bike and then half an hour in the pool. I can still do the treadmill walking in the afternoon. So far I've lost 5 lbs in the past 2 weeks. My doctor has said I need to take it slow. BWAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

Recap: The House Democrats have ended their sit-in after 26 hours. 

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

New Posting Time

I haven't posted all about "ME" in like I don't know how long. I'll be posting in the afternoons from now on. The reason?  I've been busy in the morning at the Health Center. I go there to work out in the pool because it's good for my back. I stay for about 2 hours on the machines and the bike and then I go into the pool for an hour. It's a good workout but I feel so tired when I get out of the pool. I think I might be defeating the whole purpose of my time there because I feel like shit when I get home. The great thing is that the pool is heated and it's salt water. The bad thing is that once I get in the pool, I don't want to get out.
I feel for all y'all out there in the Southwest, that includes my brother Satan. Yeah, he's been complaining about the heat out in west Texas. Also, they haven't had any real rain to speak of since the beginning of time. It's hotter than usual there while we are unusually 10 degrees cooler here. We should be tipping into triple digits this month and it's been hitting the low 90's. Some say it's way too hot when in actuality it isn't. I don't know if we will ever hit the 100's at all. But I'm not gonna bitch too much about it. I like the weather as it is. Just keep the humidity down and I'm fine.
cookie treats

The puppies got another BarkBox in the mail today. Lucy was so excited that she wanted to go for a ride with the mailperson. After Lucy thanked her over and over again with sloppy kisses we went into the house. Lucy wasted no time in shouting to the others that mom had the BarkBox. This one was labeled Camp Fort Belly Rub. It had 2 bags of cookies for dogs, a crunchy duck chew stick, a squeaky swiss army knife toy, and a squeaky smores toy.

Spunky was the first to steal the toys. He always lays claim to anything that squeaks. Lucy and Pebbles were nuts about the cookies. I think they know what the treat bags look like now so they naturally go after them. These BarkBoxes are paying off. I don't have to go out to buy treats once a month and they get at least 2 toys to play with. The renewal will be in September so I think I'll go ahead and renew it for them.

Monday, June 20, 2016

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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

How To Make your Own Roman Shades

This is such a cool idea. I was thinking of calling someone to replace all my blinds with Roman Shades. Now that I know how to do this, I'll just make the change myself. This is so cool!

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