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violence, terrible grammar, gratuitous sex, strong odors, seed porn, and possibly improper French

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Hillary's Lost Emails

Did all y'all see that tragic mistake on TV yesterday? Yes! I know right?!? Trump was on. YES!!! He was!!! Among all the other stupid things he said was that opened invitation for the Chinese Russian hackers  to give it a go and try to find Hillary's lost 30,000+ emails. Oh yes he did.! Now isn't that something like a treasonist statement or something there bouts? 
Anywho, what would those Chinese Russian hackers find in Hillary's emails? Maybe a recipe or two. Several thousand  baby pictures of the grandbaby. Ideas on how to care for that grandbaby. Pictures of pretty little baby clothes. Pictures of pretty gardens she saw on her travels abroad. Pictures of the sky at sunset. Pictures of funny cat memes from my blog. Correspondences from her to me about the funny cat memes on my blog. Several emails about a broad she is going to kill that Bill is banging while she's abroad. The occasional dirty joke making the rounds at the White House. Several funny White House memes. A picture of that dirty joke making the rounds at the White House. Pictures of the pretty gardens at the White House. Many more pictures of the sky, this time at sunrise.
Whatever the hackers find, I hope they are happily entertained as I was. 

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Wet Cat Wednesday

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Small Post

I know it's a late post but I've been feeling the change in the weather. Yes, my prayers have paid off. Last night it rained just a bit. We had more wind than rain. It's almost 2 p.m. and it's coming down in buckets. and something is also happening. It's thundering, at least that's what I think it is. Crap, it's been so long that I can't remember what it sounds like. But DAYUM! I'm happy it's raining. Even if it makes me feel like shit, I don't care. It's RAINING and I'm happy. Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to celebrate by standing in it for a while.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

I'm a Sick Woman

I went outside this morning to water my gardens, it was quite nice for a change. I should have taken the puppies to the dog park, but I was so tired. I had a terrible night of my usual back pain again. Lizzy, the Golden Orb Weaver spider, was busy sucking another wasp dry. She seems much happier since I had her move away from the front door. She now has a steady mealtime with all the wasps coming and going from the nest that they built in the corner near the wisteria. When she finishes sucking the life out of a wasp, she throws the body to the ground. Just like a redneck throwing empty beer cans off their porch. I wonder if she belches when she does that. I have a redneck spider.

Yesterday David and I were discussing paint jobs on cars. I showed him the paint job I wanted on my Honda. He said he has to drive that car too. He really was not amused, but I was. I want this paint job. People will break their necks just taking a second look as I drive around town. I think it's cool as hell. David said I need to see my Psycho doctor again. Apparently he thinks I'm a sick woman. Hey, but I'm fun.

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