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Friday, July 27, 2012

Friday Funny

I will be in surgery this morning and back home around noon so I'm posting this now. Have a great weekend. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

Those Poor Angry Models

Some of us are not privileged enough to go to a real runway fashion show in Paris or Milan. I've seen quite a few on TV and pictures in magazines as many of my friends and you my readers have. But has anyone ever noticed the runway models at a fashion show? Really, have you  looked at them.

They are skinny to the bones yes, as all models are, but look at their facial expressions. Some have that expression like she's going to tear the carcass of some poor beast apart and eat it whole as soon as the show is over. Some look as though they'll attack you and eat you!

Does anyone know what these poor girls eat? I'm thinking for breakfast they are allowed one raisin wrinkle, three poppy seeds and one drop of black coffee, no cream or sugar. And even that's enough to cause them to have to undergo lypo. Then for lunch, they can have only one finger nail cuticle to chew on and diet water. Then they are treated to a fancy dinner at a very expensive French restaurant. Yes! Yes they are. You know the kind of place I'm talking about. Where the decorations for food presentation are larger than the food on the plate. Yeppers, the whole meal could fit on one regular sized fork. That's the place I'm talking about. Well their dinner would consist of one long, lingering, hungry look at a cow brought past their table. That's all they get, plus diet water

Some look as though they're pissed off for having to parade around in such a stupid getup that no self respecting woman would be caught dead wearing on the street. I mean, WTF!!! Have these designers gone fucking insane?!! Are they off their meds?!! That could be the reason for the mean nasty looks the audience and cameras get from these poor girls. They just want to vent by beating some poor unfortunate designer into a bloody pulp for no reason at all.
Hmmmmm... just a thought.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

For Those Who Need One

This is a Round Tuit
They are very precious so guard it with your life.

You have no excuses now.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Fuzzy Children Have Feelings

I don't usually post more than once on my blog unless it's something I need to share. Well it's one of those times I need to share.

This morning I got up while David was getting ready for work and I turned on my laptop to check emails and such.  Lucy saw me eating my rice cakes and wanted a piece it. I wouldn't give her any this morning because she didn't eat her dinner last night. She did eat her breakfast though. Well Pebbles wanted some of my rice cake too, so instead I gave her one of the bone shaped biscuits that I keep for them.

Naturally now all three puppies want the bones too so I gave everyone a bone except Lucy. So while I'm giving bones to Pebbles and Spunky, Lucy is begging me for one and I told her to ask her daddy if it's okay. So she goes to David and turns on the water works in her eyes and does the little shakes like she's starving to death and all.

Closeup Of Pebbles

Then while all this begging from Lucy is going on, Pebbles does something awesome. She took a biscuit from me, walked away and laid it on the floor near the treadmill so Lucy could have a biscuit. I swear to the Goddess it was the sweetest thing I ever saw. Lucy walked over and ate the biscuit and then came over to me with pleading eyes like "may I have another, mommy?"

So I caved and gave her a few more biscuits and a great big hug. She might eat her dinner tonight but it's doubtful. I also gave Pebbles a hug and a kiss too.  What can I do, I have such sweet children in fuzzy suits who share.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Think About It Thursday

Today I am taking a great big step up on my soap box.
So bear with me. Oh, and you have every right to speak your mind; be it for or against; I would love to hear your views.


So why don't they legalize it and get it over with.
 Just tax it and put an age limit like alcohol and tobacco; have specific growers in the U.S.
It would alleviate some of the overcrowding in the jails and prisons.
It would free up our judicial system.
Freedom to use marijuana will help cancer patients and others who suffer with their extreme pain like me.

The reason they won't legalize it?
People are afraid. They believe that it's a "Gateway Drug" and will lead to cocaine and other heavy drugs because THAT is what they have been told all their lives.
Quit the Bullshit and legalize it already.

Check it out and see for yourself:

You may disagree with me and that is your right to do so. I won't hold it against you to tell me I'm wrong. There are friends and family who tell me everyday that smoking pot is harmful. I still believe that it is no more harmful than alcohol or prescription drug use. I will go ahead and say it for the record I want marijuana legalized. Well Big DUH !! There are people that would greatly benefit from it's usage for medical reasons. It is better than prescription drugs and by far much safer. 
So legalize it!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Witches Daybook Wednesday

My mood:  Energetic, beyond elation. I cast what I call a Super Spell on Monday night. We needed rain really bad down here where I live in Texas near San Antonio. It's like bone dry here. Well I finished the spell by midnight exactly as it should be and I hung the rain charm out on the pecan tree in the front yard. It looks almost like a wind chime. Well it started raining off and on since I hung it out and finally we have had quite a lot of rain this morning. In fact both our rain barrels are filled to the brim. That's 60 gallons each from our gutters and it's still raining hard. It's fantastic!!!

I told David/ Sexy Beast about it and he said it was wonderful. "Leave it up to my little witch and it gets done." But he said not to leave it up too long because we live by a river. I told him it will disintegrate as it rains. When it's gone so is the rain until I make a new one.

What I'm doing today:  Crazy as it seems with all the rain, I'm doing laundry. My back is hurting but this needs to be done. Then I will be going out on the front porch to sit and watch the rain and check the rain charm. It's just going to be a lazy day; I'm just waiting for the pain meds to kick in.

What's been going on at Casa De Loco:  Monday I had jury duty which I completely forgot about. If I had gone through the surgery I would have had to prove to the judge I couldn't sit through jury selection. But I did go and it was quite entertaining. Although the judge crossed me off the list when he heard one of my answers to a question the defense attorney asked me.

Hey, I know it's the defendant's Constitutional Right not to take the stand and testify, but for me that don't fly and they should change that. Yes I know all that innocent until proven guilty shit but I want to know that person's side of the story before I decide as a member of the jury. I told the judge I couldn't make a fair and just decision based on that reason so I was free to go home at noon with the others.

Pods ready to take over
Last week while David was off from work, he never watched Jerry or Maury. Not once the whole fucking week did he even turn on trash TV. I had to take his temperature and check for a pulse just to make sure he wasn't a Pod Person.  He even stayed up late one night with me and watched Breaking Bad. He said he didn't know this was on TV and wondered why I never told him about it. Shit! The man goes to sleep at 8PM. What am I supposed to do? He didn't even know about my other favorites, The Walking Dead or Eureka. Which he is also now hooked on.

So since BB was rerunning all it's episodes from the pilot all the way up to the end of last season, I set them up for taping on our DDR. Then everyday last week he watched episodes in their order, most of the day and then after dinner he watched 2 or 3 more episodes. He's already on season 4 so he should be done by Saturday in time to watch the opening of season 5 on Sunday night. The other 2 shows TWD and E are being watched as soon as they are taped. He must be a Pod Person. How else can this be explained. Aliens stole my Trash TV watching husband

What I am reading: Well I finished reading Midnight in the Garden Of Good and Evil By John Berendt. It was quite good. Although I liked the movie with John Cusack and Kevin Spacey. I thought about them both as I read the book. Makes me want to read it again.

I'm currently reading Bless Your Heart, TRAMP and Other Southern Endearments by Celia Rivenbark. This book is chock full of funny as shit stories. My favorite was called "Big Fake Breasts", where she tries on the Wonder Bra for the first time. It was hysterical. I read it to David while he was trying to fall asleep one night and he nearly died laughing. Then I read him "Fake Dog Testicles" and "Mars Lander Woes" OMFG!!! This woman is funny as shit!!  I need to get her other books.  Her web site is You can read parts of her books there.

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