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Showing posts with label Dieting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dieting. Show all posts

Monday, July 23, 2012

Those Poor Angry Models

Some of us are not privileged enough to go to a real runway fashion show in Paris or Milan. I've seen quite a few on TV and pictures in magazines as many of my friends and you my readers have. But has anyone ever noticed the runway models at a fashion show? Really, have you  looked at them.

They are skinny to the bones yes, as all models are, but look at their facial expressions. Some have that expression like she's going to tear the carcass of some poor beast apart and eat it whole as soon as the show is over. Some look as though they'll attack you and eat you!

Does anyone know what these poor girls eat? I'm thinking for breakfast they are allowed one raisin wrinkle, three poppy seeds and one drop of black coffee, no cream or sugar. And even that's enough to cause them to have to undergo lypo. Then for lunch, they can have only one finger nail cuticle to chew on and diet water. Then they are treated to a fancy dinner at a very expensive French restaurant. Yes! Yes they are. You know the kind of place I'm talking about. Where the decorations for food presentation are larger than the food on the plate. Yeppers, the whole meal could fit on one regular sized fork. That's the place I'm talking about. Well their dinner would consist of one long, lingering, hungry look at a cow brought past their table. That's all they get, plus diet water

Some look as though they're pissed off for having to parade around in such a stupid getup that no self respecting woman would be caught dead wearing on the street. I mean, WTF!!! Have these designers gone fucking insane?!! Are they off their meds?!! That could be the reason for the mean nasty looks the audience and cameras get from these poor girls. They just want to vent by beating some poor unfortunate designer into a bloody pulp for no reason at all.
Hmmmmm... just a thought.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Diet Site Review

I was contacted last year through my email from Christine. She was telling me about a diet site she was working on. Well she just contacted me again and the site is finished.  I went to check it out and it's pretty cool. 


SlimKicker is worth a look because it makes dieting seem like a game. There are challenges you can have against friends or other people on SK. You can rack up points, participate in giveaways and win special prizes. You can keep track of your weight loss, exercise activities, and if you need any help someone will be happy to talk to you. So if you have time go check it out.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Now I Know Why I'm Crazy

I was watching the early news report while I was fighting off a mother fucker of a migraine. They were talking about dieting and that when you diet the brain eats itself.   Like EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

It's bad enough that we have zombies to look out for, but our brains are into cannibalism?!!!  Shit, shoot me in the fucking head now! I think this might explain why I'm so fucking crazy as a loon. All that dieting my whole stinking life is now showing itself.  I wonder how much grey matter I have left. Did I give myself a lobotomy? Is this why I'm blogging? Do chickens have lips?
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