Now I Know Why I'm Crazy

I was watching the early news report while I was fighting off a mother fucker of a migraine. They were talking about dieting and that when you diet the brain eats itself.   Like EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

It's bad enough that we have zombies to look out for, but our brains are into cannibalism?!!!  Shit, shoot me in the fucking head now! I think this might explain why I'm so fucking crazy as a loon. All that dieting my whole stinking life is now showing itself.  I wonder how much grey matter I have left. Did I give myself a lobotomy? Is this why I'm blogging? Do chickens have lips?