"Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked.
"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, "Does that help?"
The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em
Get this fucking house off of me!!! And who stole my red shoes?!?
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Tacky Joke Tuesday
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.
"Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked.
"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, "Does that help?"
The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em
"Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked.
"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, "Does that help?"
The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :::shudders::::
omfg... I just stared open mouthed for a second & then cackled... and then shuddered & cackled some more. Yeesh... @_@
I love it when it takes time for people to appreciate a joke.
I have chapstick called 'Chicken poop'. It's for real! Bought it at Tractor Supply Co. and it says the same thing more or less. ''When you were little and had chapped lips Grandpa said to put chicken poop on them so you won't like them.'' So someone came up with this(wonderful lavendar scented) chap stick and called it chicken poop. :D Everyone laughs, and it's a great gift! :D
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