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Friday, May 1, 2015

Funny Friday

This is just too damned cute not to share. David saw this on Youtube.com yesterday. It was posted there on the 27th of April. I watched it like four times because it's like an awwww moment combined with comedy.
This cute little guy is named Buck. He's an 8 week old Heeler and he has the hiccups. Buck isn't quite sure what is going on. I have a feeling he's thinking that someone is poking him and he barks to scare them away.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Funny Friday

Friday, July 11, 2014

Proof : Women Are Smarter

Cost of Services

A married couple is travelling by car to visit family. After almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us to use. “But we didn’t use them,” the husband said. “Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have enjoyed one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says. “But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” the husband said. “Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!”
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn’t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
“But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”
“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.
“But I didn’t” exclaims the Manager.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Friday, May 2, 2014

Funny Friday

For those of you that can't get HBO's Game of Thrones, here's a little taste courtesy of Bad Lip Reading on Youtube.com.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Funny Friday

Friday, September 20, 2013

Funny Friday

Friday, August 23, 2013

Funny Friday

A group of women were at a seminar on "How to live in a loving relationship with your husband."

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered "today", some "yesterday", some couldn't remember.

They were then asked to take their cell phones; Text your husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

They were then told to exchange phones and read aloud the text message responses.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?

2. Mother of my children, are you sick?

3. I love you too. Who is this ?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand, what do you mean?

6. What did you do now? How much did you spend ?

7. Please repeat !?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming? Or is this John; brother in law? JOKE ?