I just changed my voicemail message to say "If I'm not picking up, I'VE BEEN RAPTURED, BITCHES! So leave a message if you like. Or not. I'm not going to listen to it anyway..."
I forgot all about the second rapture until the end of the day. Good thing it didn't happen or I probably would have been the poor fuck on the shitter.
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It's suppose to be today again, isn't it?
It's supposed to happen in 35 minutes.
I just changed my voicemail message to say "If I'm not picking up, I'VE BEEN RAPTURED, BITCHES! So leave a message if you like. Or not. I'm not going to listen to it anyway..."
Well I guess it didn't happen again. *sigh* Always the Brides maid never the Bride. *sigh again*
LOL!!! Did they specify time zones?
BWAAHAHAhahahahahahaaa! no. ahahahahahahahaa!
I forgot all about the second rapture until the end of the day. Good thing it didn't happen or I probably would have been the poor fuck on the shitter.
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