Funny Friday

 A group of women were at a seminar on "How to live in a loving relationship with your husband."

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" 

All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered "today", some "yesterday", some couldn't remember.   

They were then asked to take their cell phones; Text your husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

They were then told to exchange phones and read aloud the text message responses.
                

Here are some of the replies:
                

1.  Who is this?
                

2.  Mother of my children, are you sick?
                

3.  I love you too. Who is this ?
                

4.  What now?  Did you wreck the car again?
                

5.  I don't understand, what do you mean?
                

6.  What did you do now? How much did you spend ?
                

7.  Please repeat !?
                

8.  Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
                

9.  Am I dreaming?  Or is this John; brother in law? JOKE ?
                

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will get hurt!
                

11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
                

12. Your mother is coming, isn't she?? I knew it!