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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Just A Few Items I Need To Get Out Of My Head

I'll just say a few things that I need to get out there and then I'll let y'all go bout your business.

Item #1: Someone got all huffed up and bent out of shape about Nutella a while back and proceeded to file a lawsuit against them. They claimed Nutella was not the healthy breakfast food item they claimed to be. 

Well as I see it, if you buy more than two small jars (as seen in the picture here)of this crazy wonderful chocolate concoction, then of coarse you're gonna get fat. Use moderation people, please. Two will last you one day. At least.

Item #2: I am so sick and tired of having to keep up with new phones, pads, readers, computers, technology in general.  SHITBALLS!  MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE! 

There should be a law that prohibits all technology makers and I mean all them money sucking fuckers from coming out with something new every month. Yes! I say change things and make a law that prohibits any new technology for a minimum of ten years. By that time the old shit has broken down anyways and the warranty is fucked all to hell.

Item#3 Chorizo sausage should be banned, YES I SAY BANNED, from ALL Friday morning breakfast tacos. If you are wondering, Chorizo is a Mexican sausage that is very spicy and pungent in an odoriferous way. It gets worse folks. 

You see David LOVES his Friday morning breakfast taco. He gets the Chorizo, egg, bean, and potato taco from his favorite taco place near work. These places are all over the Southwest but mostly in Texas. You can't throw a rock without hitting one. 

As I was saying. Chorizo should be banned from morning tacos unless you have your spouse who blindly loves you and is stupid enough to sign a waver from all divorce lawsuits and/or fighting, shouting, pushing out of bed and making your stanky Chorizo farting ass go sleep in the living room over a weekend time period until said Chorizo farting has completely ended. Nuff said.

2 comments:

  1. I've never had Nutella but I hate when fat asses sue food companies because they eat too much shit. Dumbasses.

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  2. Mmmmmm....Nutella...I need to go buy some more.
    Wait, if people can sue the makers of Nutella, couldn't you sue the makers of those tacos for the trauma and nausea caused by the noxious gasses their product produces? lol

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