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Monday, July 7, 2014

It Was Nine Days Of Pure Hell

How I felt during David's vacation at home

I'm not kidding. David nearly drove me crazy, as if I wasn't crazy prior to this, asking where do you want this - do you feel like going shopping - should I give the puppies a bath - and so on and so forth. I wanted to kill him, but there's no place to hide the body out here. So I had to play hide and seek. Would you believe I actually had to hide in a closet? Yes! I did! He never thought to find me there. The puppies gave me away.

Anywho He's back at work and I'm on my own again. I thought Monday would never get here. Everything is back to normal. Thank the Goddess!

4 comments:

  1. Enjoy your blissful solitude! What the hell are you going to do when the day comes and he retires? GAH!

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  2. are you sure you should be married? haha...my next question was the same as debra's.

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  3. You did not hide in a closet. Really? Hilarious. Next time, sign up with a temp agency ahead of time and get a temp job for the week so that you can make some quick cash whilst also avoiding having to go to such lengths to avoid.

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  4. My husband is retired now. He is home. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I love him to pieces but EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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let 'er rip

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