Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Anyone who is 100% sure about going to heaven is in for a big surprise some day.
Until this moment I called the little bits of sweater/yarn that ball up as the sweater gets lots of wear "dingle berries." I just googled that word looking for a better way to describe the bits of yarn (they used to sell little combs shaver things)... anyway that word is not what I thought it was. I'm blushing (trying to remember all the times I've used it and who was there) and I keep repeating the words, "Oh SHIT!" Who Knew? Witches can blush.
The paint sigh is hysterical!
let 'er rip