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Monday, August 18, 2014

I'm Breaking It Off

Dear Pain Meds and Heating Pad,
 
   It was such a lovely weekend that we had together. Yes, a threesome is delightful but it gets old when it lasts the whole weekend. It's not you, it's me. You see, I can only take so much of you both before I get bored and want to seek something more in life. Something that makes me feel better. Something that I just can't find with you anymore. Please don't feel sad because I'm leaving you for something better. Just remember the love we shared this weekend, and that one day I will come back to you once more.

Love 
Leeanna's Arthritic Bad Back


5 comments:

  1. The Pharmaceutical Companies are not going to be happy!

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  2. How did they take it? Heating pads can get so clingy!!

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  3. Yes, kick their mangey asses right out the door!

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  4. Can you dump them for medical marijuana? Y'know, I hear you should have your new paramour in line before you dump your old one. Medi-Mary may be your best rebound.

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  5. You can do better than those assholes.

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let 'er rip

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