Today, I am going to be passing along a few gardening tips for those of you with limited backyard or apartment space for a garden. Many of us don't have the much needed space for growing that little adorable flowering plant that you just bought from Home Desperate's gardening department. Yes, many of us fall short when it comes to thinking before buying. But today I am going to help you through all that stupidity and the " duh" moments. Because today I am going to teach you how to grow cats.
Yes, growing cats in the proper sized pots will bring you years of happiness. It can be a chore and granted, a great big pain in the fucking ass if you don't know what you are doing. But, today I will help you get past all that.
First you want to start off with kitten bulbs. Make sure they are healthy specimens, free of bugs and icky worms. Separate them one to a small pot each to start with.
Do not over-stuff your cat plants in their pot. Make sure to plant one per pot or you can plant two together if the pot is large enough. Size does matter.
Remember proper watering, feeding, and the right amount of sunshine of your potted cat will ensure a healthy, happy specimen that won't take up too much space on your patio or balcony garden.
Well, that's all for today's gardening lesson. Check in with us next week when I show you how to tame the mischievous wandering Tiger Vine.