Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
These are all hilarious! I know you can get back "on the diet wagon" again -- keep persevering!
Oh my God so damn funny and true. I have stood on my scale taking off one item at a time just to loose the half ounce,so sad.Hope your dieting goes better .
I have trouble trying to keep some weight on me.
These were funny. Thanks!
It will never stop shocking me that Dr. Phil wrote a diet book and a company published it. So many people looked at Dr. Phil and said, "yeah, that dude has a physique that people will look at for inspiration and guidance."
I know how you feel my friend! I haven't been good for almost a month now and it is pissing me off!
We can do it!!!! I have faith in both of us!! Big Hugs!
let 'er rip