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Zombie Shit

I am a zombie killer freak, in fact David is too. We love TV shows such as The Walking Dead and and ZNation. Or movies that have a zombie killing theme like the Resident Evil series. We're also crazy about any web site that has zombie killing paraphernalia for sale, not that I would buy that sorta stuff. " *wink wink* nudge nudge* know what I mean?"

Anywho David and I play a game constantly every day. If we just happen to see a vehicle that would be perfect for going through a zombie herd.

Or perhaps the best zombie fortress ever built. 

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Or maybe a really cool weapon or even clothes, we can't pass up the chance to tell or even show each other what it was via email. We also spend our daytime hours when it's slow at his job, finding websites that are awesome.

It's like a game for us to see who can outdo the other and it's something that keeps me busy when I'm confined to the bed because my back is acting up. I guess it can be called a safe, harmless hobby because we don't buy anything and waste our money, it's just something fun for us to do.

Friday Funny

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
The husband texted back to her:   

"I'm on the toilet.    Please advise."

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