Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
LOL sounds like Santa is having a bad year!
Those are great, thanks or sharing.
Hahaha! Those were funny! Mrs. Claus sounds a little ghetto to me, who knew? lol
I wonder what kind of note Santa would leave for my Jewish neighbor??
These are heaps funny. just one thing though ... there is no "e" in Santa Claus.MERRY CHRISTMAS!! :)
let 'er rip