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violence, terrible grammar, gratuitous sex, strong odors, seed porn, and possibly improper French

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Funny Christian Shit


Just in time for New Year's Day
BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA!!

Friday, December 28, 2012

Really Short Notice

All I can say is this is the last day for Maury and Jerry. David goes back to work Monday. YES!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012


Merry Yule



Miscellaneous Christmas Comments

Magickal Graphics

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Funny Christian Shit


Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Morning After

I see everyone survived the end of the world. I slept right through it after a fitful past few nights of insomnia. Yes I had to call out the Insomnia Swat Team. Hey,they worked just fine. Wish there was a Migraine Swat Team out there somewhere cause I could sure use 'em sometime.

As some of you have noticed, I am up and around again, finally! I was walking with the walker which is a cumbersome piece of shit. Now I'm walking with the cane much to David's surprise and very  disconcerting looks. I'm supposed to stay with the walker until I get my knee x-rayed on the 10th of Jan. My knee feels fine but David thinks putting weight on it too soon will fuck it all up and I'll have to go back and have it corrected. Whatev. I feel fine. In fact it feels great to be free again. Hardly any pain. I'm totally off my pain meds now. So, for everyone out there in blogger land, YES, I'm back in full force. BWAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

If anyone has been following the news on TV like me, about the last day of the world, I hope you were all laughing as I was. I mean to tell ya, I bet the Mayans in Central America and the French were getting a good one on the New Age Idiots. That's what happens when sheep watch and believe the History Channel. Lately the Syfy Channel has been having a butt load of End of The World Movies. Many of them so bad that David made me leave the room because I couldn't help laughing too loud. 'Com se com sa'.

My world will end next week. David will be off for a whole, long week. Christmas Shutdown began yesterday afternoon and wouldn't you know it, Jerry Springer and Maury took over the TV. Yeppers, it's going to be a hideously long week for me. Please Light a candle and pray for my poor, poor soul. Goddess knows I'm gonna need all the help I can get.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Blessed Winter Solstice



Yule Comments & Graphics

courtesy of ~Magickal Graphics~

Thursday, December 20, 2012








Tuesday, December 18, 2012

It's Christmas


Monday, December 17, 2012

Just a Quick Note


I'm doing an update today. It's been 4 weeks since the knee surgery. I'm getting around via walker but it's better than being stuck in bed. I have certain exercises that I have to do twice a day to get my leg and knee back into shape again. It makes me hurt but to me it's a wonderful pain. I'm only taking painkillers when I need to go to the doctor's office or hospital lab. The doctors are watching me very carefully for infection. If it rears it's ugly head again I will have to be on antibiotics for the rest of my life. It's not a happy thought.

I've been keeping myself busy by cleaning house little by little. I was told not to over do anything. *Sigh* It's so freaking boring not being able to do the things that need doing. It puts me in a nasty funk all day long. So I end up sleeping or reading. UGH!

Right now I am just reading and commenting on my favorite blogs. David will be home soon to check on me.  What has happened to my life!??

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

Funny Friday

Yesterday I was browsing through the news on Yahoo and came across a grizzly headline on another child being attacked by a Pit Bull. They released the pictures as the attack unfolded. Mind you these pictures are gruesome.




Poor child is scarred for life. 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Friday Funny




    
A Pilot/Father's Tough Love....

Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of 'those moments.'

Since I'm a pilot, one that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a flight during which I say nothing and give the child the opportunity to reflect on his or her behavior.

I don't know whether it's the steady vibration from the engines, or just the time away from any distractions such as TV, video games, computer, iPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our flight together.  I also believe that eye to eye contact during these sessions is an important element in achieving the desired results.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.



 

Thursday, November 22, 2012


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

What I Do Wednesday


Great News!!

I just got back from my Ortho Doctor's office and I am in great spirits. I am scheduled for knee surgery on this coming Monday morning. Yes it's gonna happen and I am so damned relieved. Thank you all for your many prayers and emails. I really appreciate the help because Goddess knows I needed all I could get. Thank You Very Much                                                                              

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

My Name Is Bad Dog No No!

Lately I've noticed some strange shit people do to their pets. That's besides putting costumes on them and then taking pictures and posting em' on the web. Now we have taken to shaming them even more with signs. I have to say most of this crazy shit is funny as hell. Here are a few I found.











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