Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Morning After

I see everyone survived the end of the world. I slept right through it after a fitful past few nights of insomnia. Yes I had to call out the Insomnia Swat Team. Hey,they worked just fine. Wish there was a Migraine Swat Team out there somewhere cause I could sure use 'em sometime.

As some of you have noticed, I am up and around again, finally! I was walking with the walker which is a cumbersome piece of shit. Now I'm walking with the cane much to David's surprise and very  disconcerting looks. I'm supposed to stay with the walker until I get my knee x-rayed on the 10th of Jan. My knee feels fine but David thinks putting weight on it too soon will fuck it all up and I'll have to go back and have it corrected. Whatev. I feel fine. In fact it feels great to be free again. Hardly any pain. I'm totally off my pain meds now. So, for everyone out there in blogger land, YES, I'm back in full force. BWAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

If anyone has been following the news on TV like me, about the last day of the world, I hope you were all laughing as I was. I mean to tell ya, I bet the Mayans in Central America and the French were getting a good one on the New Age Idiots. That's what happens when sheep watch and believe the History Channel. Lately the Syfy Channel has been having a butt load of End of The World Movies. Many of them so bad that David made me leave the room because I couldn't help laughing too loud. 'Com se com sa'.

My world will end next week. David will be off for a whole, long week. Christmas Shutdown began yesterday afternoon and wouldn't you know it, Jerry Springer and Maury took over the TV. Yeppers, it's going to be a hideously long week for me. Please Light a candle and pray for my poor, poor soul. Goddess knows I'm gonna need all the help I can get.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Glad you're up and about!

Anonymous said...

I think you should hit the painkillers when he's home, that way you won't care about Jerry and Maury : ) Glad to hear you're on the mend sassafrass.

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