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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Wasted Days...

Sorry I didn't post yesterday but I'm starting to get deeper and deeper into this lazy funk. I want to sleep all day. It's like I'm always exhausted. It has to be the weather, just has to be.

David and I did go out to buy me another sewing machine not that I know how to sew worth a lick. It's a really cute Brother model from Wally World.  Like the one used on Project Runway not that I watch that trash. It was cheap, like me, what can I say.

I'm in the process of reading the Manual because this fucker is so complicated it would befuddle my mother one bright aspect in my life, my mother can sew. It's just after a few minutes of reading that Manual shit I get all wall-eyed and go find something else to keep me busy. I swear I have the attention span of a gnat.

I mainly spend my time looking for cool shit on the web to put on my blog for your entertainment, or I'm on Pinterest, or on Facebook, or Twitter. These guys on Facebook and Twitter need to get together. Everything is just about the same; just call it Twitface and get it overwith. HOkay, my work is done here. I've made my mess for the day. I'm gonna go play on POGO for a while.

2 comments:

  1. Don't feel bad about the laziness! It is evolutionary. It is winter, we are hibernating. There is nothing we can do about it! Enjoy sleeping late and watching the dust cover everything up. Spring will kick us in the butt in many fun ways!

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  2. I can't tell you how many people are fucking exhausted right now. I'm wondering if it's the month of February. Mine isn't just that but I wonder if it's contributing.

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let 'er rip

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