Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Oh, those doggy eyebrows are TOO MUCH! Actually, it reminds me of my dear old departed auntie who always had to draw her eyebrows on with an eyebrow pencil because she had plucked herself bald.
OMG, these are so funny!
Great ones! Love the doggie eyebrows LOL
These were hilarious! The "all mine" puppy is to die for!
The "All Mine" one...so cute! My favorite is the one about blaming farts on the dog. We are all guilty of it. lol
let 'er rip