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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

What's Going On -

I'm so sorry I didn't post yesterday, but I had three different doctor's appointments to go to and it took me most of my day. UGH!!  First one was for my left knee. I was having some strange pains but everything is fine. Second appointment was for my back again. We may have to look into this little fucker to see if I'm pinching another nerve on L3. Otherwise I'm fine. Just getting old. Then I had an eye appointment late in the afternoon. DAAAAAYUUUMN I'm fucking blind in one eye can't see out the other. I'll have new glasses by next week. By the end of the day I was thinking I'm screwed, blued, and tattooed.

Shit! Just dig my grave now! I'm having trouble sleeping,  migraines,  knees hurt,  back hurts,  eyes ... I'm fucking blind as a bat!!

JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME NOW!!!!
Yesterday I was without my coffee in the morning just in case I might have to be drawn for blood tests. I wonder ... does anyone understand what that does to a person? For me it turns me into a raging nut case. Yes I'm a coffee whore and I'm proud of it. 

Soon the morning weather will be warmer and I'll be back to my regular self. I only drink coffee in the cold months. Sweet iced tea in the warm to hot months. Yes, I know... you think I'm nucking futs but I have to get my caffeine fix some how because I don't drink cokes.

Over the weekend David and I finally switched our cell phones to Tracfone. We had T-Mobile for a  l-o-n-g time. Like since the dinosaurs roamed and got charged up the yingyang for it.

Anywho, we now have this Tracfone which we pay a total of $17 a month for 80 minutes one both phones. The minutes double and carry over; T-M minutes wouldn't. We also got texting and web which T-M would charge extra for. T-M was charging us something like $70+ a month and we hardly ever used our cells except for emergencies or when we go for a drive alone, like I did yesterday. I never call anyone on my cell to chat because I don't like driving and talking on the cell. It's a distraction for me. snicker 

David also finished the lattice or is it latti, there are two of them for the front porch, one on each side for the climbing roses. It will take about about two years for the roses to cover them. It will be so nice sitting out there with the front garden going gang busters. My double Knock Out roses are going crazy with huge rose buds all over them. They should be blooming in time for the spring equinox tomorrow. Have a Blessed Ostara.











3 comments:

  1. Lots of people need that coffee I.V. first thing in the morning! I know I do.

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  2. Don't feel bad I am a coffee Ho too...lol I am also falling apart. Getting old sucks.

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  3. Getting old bites! I get so frustrated sometimes Grrr. Hope you feel better, or at the very least, have a better day.

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let 'er rip

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