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Saturday, April 20, 2013

I'm Back To Abby Normal

Many of you don't read my Facebook page and I'm glad you don't because then you would know that I really DO need to be institutionalized. But hey, been there, done that, got the hospital gown to prove it.

Anywho, I was reading through all the wonderful well wishers, comments. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Y'all are so sweet and wonderful. I just want to hug each one of you for your love.

Anywho again, this is what I posted on my Facebook page this morning when I woke up from a tranquilizer induced haze.I am much better today. I'll be on my meds for a while for everyone's safety. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!

I'm just waking up out of a drug induced haze. This "Week from Hell" is over I hope. I haven't turned on the TV and I really don't want to.
David was watching the BPD capture the other bomber from a boat in someone's back yard last night. He was watching that whiny dumb fuck Diane Sawyer. I stopped to catch a bit of it and couldn't take it hearing her whiny stupid voice asking people the same question of the situation that they just explained to her. UGH!!! I just wanted to reach through the TV and slap her fugly face.
"Listen to them, Bitch! The guy just told you he walks his dog by there every day!"
*SLAP, SLAP, choking sounds form Sawyer*
But I feel a bit better today thank the Goddess. I will be posting in my blog tomorrow as usual.
 — feeling wonderful.


3 comments:

  1. So glad today's a brighter day! Those photos are hilarious!

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  2. I see nothing wrong or mentally unstable about what you wrote. All of those plastic reporters, walking mannequins, parroting obnoxiously trite or morally bankrupt questions. Choke-slapping may be the only...Do you have any more of those drugs?

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  3. Dr. Frankenstein: [To Igor] Igor, may I speak to you for a moment?
    Igor: Of course.
    Dr. Frankenstein: Sit down, won't you?
    Igor: Thank you. [sits on the floor]
    Dr. Frankenstein: No no, up here.
    Igor: Thank you. [sits on a chair]
    Dr. Frankenstein: Now... that brain that you gave me... was it Hans Delbruck's?
    Igor: [Crosses arms] No.
    Dr. Frankenstein: [Holds up hand] Ah. Good. Uh... would you mind telling me... whose brain... I did put in?
    Igor: And you won't be angry?
    Dr. Frankenstein: I will not be angry.
    Igor: [Shrugs] Abby...someone.
    Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone? Abby who?
    Igor: Abby Normal.
    Dr. Frankenstein: [takes a deep breath] Abby Normal?
    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name. [He and Dr. Frankenstein laugh]
    Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying... [Stands] that I put an abnormal brain... [Puts hand on Igor's hump] into a 7 and a half foot long... 54- inch wide... [Grabs Igor by throat] GORILLA?!?!?! [Strangling Igor] IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME!?!

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let 'er rip

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