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Friday, April 5, 2013

LOOK!!!


I got my garden crack in the mail.
YAY!!!

I know, I know. I usually post a joke or funny picture on Funny Friday. But I just had to share my wondrous bounty of garden crack with y'all this morning. David calls it garden porn. I thought about it and he was right.

The pictures are all set up to look so lush and perky. Some are probably photo shopped like crazy to cover imperfections in leaves and flower petals. And in some catalogs they draw garden arrangements! My gracious me! Meh. Like I care.

Anywho, I got these catalogs all in the mail yesterday evening and only got through half of them. I'll be busy most of the day running errands and I need to get my car washed because it got mudded in the last rain we had on Tuesday. 

But this evening I'll be salivating over the different things I want for my garden, knowing all too well they are out of my growing zone. I need to remember to bring a hand towel with me into the bedroom to wipe the drool. And a pen. I need a pen to mark what I want.

3 comments:

  1. I know so many people who get all jacked up over the catalogs. I like to ride my happy ass over to my favorite nursery and let the plants speak to me. Seriously, I'm not high. I ran out of the big white ones. sigh.

    Enjoy your plant porn! I can mail ya a vibrator with a battery hooked up to a Mac Truck ; )

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