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Monday, October 28, 2013

This Really Happened, I Kid You Not


David and I were looking for my voter registration card on Saturday. It's a mini vote that's what I call them for State and City Propositions. We never could find it. But I knew I only needed my driver's license to vote. They would most likely have me in the system IF there was a card mailed to me, which I lost.

Anywho, we went to our voting place and I walked in handed the woman my driver's license and signed my name, got my electronic vote card and went and voted. All in all it took me about 5 minutes. David and I go over the Propositions before we go vote so we know just what we are voting for. So yeah, it really did take my fluffy ass only 5 minutes.

David was still at the counter getting his electronic voter card when I left. Seems that I had to wait almost 20 minutes for him. You see, when David came out all pissed after voting, he told me he had never in his whole bloomin life ever NOT been in the system. Turns out the woman made a mistake and he was in the system.

He has his voter registration card AND his driver's license with him and there seems to be a problem. Here I am with only my lil' ol' driver's license and BAM! Not only am I in the system but I voted and was gone.

Ironic isn't it??
MMWUUAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAA!

3 comments:

  1. We just have to register and show up- our names are marked off and then we can vote.

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  2. IDAHO at this point we just show some ID usual are driver lissions your good to go. But I know they want to make it stricter.
    Thank you for voting.

    Coffee is on

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  3. Good thing I live off the grid on a cult compound where only the Supreme Intelligence relieves us of all burden of decision making, thus, no voting for me. What's that? My being on the internet by default means I'm not "off the grid"? Why would the Supreme Intelligence not know this? I'm beginning to think a mid-30's white guy with dreadlocks and a peyote and absinthe habit might not know everything he claims.

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let 'er rip

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