Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
These are all classics, but the last one says it all! We're supposed to get a 2-day winter storm starting around noon today. Maybe a snow day tomorrow? That would be nice!
oh no...the wienermobile!!!!
Hey, you've hot to remember - we men shrink up when it is cold.the Ol'Buzzard
let 'er rip