Get this fucking house off of me!!!
And who stole my red shoes?!?
Haha, so funny!
Sometimes there really is karma. :-)
Now the culprit will probably sue the homeowner.the Ol'Buzzard
Oh how I hate the random package thieves. What if it's diapers for my baby, you selfish prick? And I've seen my mailman lock eyes with me, then lazily toss the package on my lawn. I guess I'm saying I want to shower the thief, UPS, and everyone at Amazon with a hail of poop. Sorry you're not feeling well and I hope you get better soon.
let 'er rip