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| Incidentally, I'm the one in front. He's always following. |
For the past week, I have been employing different ways to ignore my husband. Now I'm so bored that I'm amazed I'm not in jail yet. I have watered the gardens, picked up the dog toys, took the puppies to the dog park that was fun, and walked throughout the house looking for something to do. I'm fucking bored.
I was in Pinterest looking for something new but then I found this. If I set my real initials to it -I will die "Bored of Life." YES!! BORED OF LIFE!!! Now, if I were to go with my Blogging name and my maiden name, it would be "Devoured by Meth Addicts." I'm doomed, DOOMED I tell ya! Oh, what a world! On the other hand, David will be "Run over by Life." Now that's a thought.
18 comments:
Consumed by a Cloud ... hmm, that's an interesting way to go
A cloud of what? BWAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!
I already know how I am going to go. I am going to fall down the stairs and break a hip.
But according to this I am going to be stabbed by pro lifers.
Hahahahaha, using my blog name, I'm going to be "run over by everything, convicts, everything!"
Here we go! Myself: "Assassinated by the Internet"! Husband will be "Strangled by the Internet"! Nooooo...
EWWWWWWW! That's terrible.
DAYUM! You're hard to kill aren't you.
At least the Internet did it and not like poor Vickie being Consumed by a Cloud of something.
I would much rather be devoured by Meth addicts than penetrated by my family. ICK
Consumed by every member of Limp Bizkit...OMG my idea of hell. LOL
Oh my fate is worse. I'm gonna be lynched by Bieber!
suffocated by ranch dressing. i knew it, i just knew it.
INCEST! I love it! BWWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Now that's just sick!
OMG!! The condiment of Rednecks! OMG! David's favorite.
Hey, it could be worse. He could sing and all the dogs in the neighborhood would start barking.
What, no eaten by zombies, turned into a werewolf and shot by a silver bullet, sucked dry by vampire vixens, stabbed by a jealous Mormon polygamist...
the Ol'Buzzard
I know! I think it would have been better if I had rewritten some of them.
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