Christmas Ornamets

I was surfing in Amazon.com looking at ornaments and I happened to see this:

Yeah, Don the Con is selling ornaments. It's going for $94.29. I shit you not!!

But being the careful shopper that I am, I had to read the reviews. One was so completely helpful. I believe to will keep future shoppers from selecting this ornament. This is really on Amazon.com. You should read some of the reviews on products on Amazon. They're quite funny.

1.0 out of 5 starsComplete Disaster!

ByScared Family in the Southon November 26, 2016

Verified Purchase

A Disaster! Ever since we found this weird guy in a gutter while visiting New York, 

it has completely dominated our house and now the internet.

I'm convinced this novelty has evil magical skills or something. As a joke, we put 

this stupid thing at the bottom of the tree for laughs, but then it started appearing 

over on the very far right. That same night some lunatic wrote with a permanent 

marker on top of our baby Jesus ornament. and wrote "Lyin' Joo Jesus" on it. OMG!

And the same person wrote on our Mother Mary ornament, "Knocked-up Mary." WTH!

Then, a few nights later, almost a third of our ornaments, I guess, flocked to and 

surrounded the cap.

Meanwhile, on the left side of the tree about a third of the ornaments surrounded the 

Donkey ornament that Mary was riding (which we've had since 1992), and everyone 

in the family thought that the tree was leaning left, although just barely, but enough to 

make everything alright and secure.

But the next week, to our complete dismay, despite more ornaments on the left, the 

tree fell over to the right somehow, I guess because that side had 3 more slightly larger 

ornaments than the left. But strangely, the Hat was at the top of the fallen tree all over 

our beautiful angel. We were so shocked. We still don't believe it. And our little blue 

donkey was on the ground and found crushed. Craziest part is, there was a wall of 

presents stacked up between the Hat and the nativity seen in the room. And now the 

tree is inching closer and closer to the fireplace as if it wishes to burn itself and the 

whole house down.

Anyway, this story somehow first went viral on Twitter and now the whole world is 

talking about it. Please God, help us all !!

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