You need to go to church and get the little biscuit that has been turned into Jesus but don't eat it. Put it in one of those very small plastic zip bags and put it next to your computer. That way Jesus will always be with you. People that eat Jesus poop him out the next day so have to keep going back for more body parts.
Hahahahahaha, exactly! I had a devoutly Christian coworker once who was shocked, SHOCKED, when I mentioned the technically-cannibal nature of the eucharist ritual. But hey, accurate is accurate!
There was Christ who was likely quite extreme... god on the other hand... fiction... but if there really was a god it could only be descibed as evil. A creature lacking benevolence and without an ounce of compassion. IMO.
god and all major religions are about power and control over others. Just like politicians and political parties.
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hahahaha!
how GROSS is that? I'm glad I'm an atheist!
Love it!!!
You need to go to church and get the little biscuit that has been turned into Jesus but don't eat it. Put it in one of those very small plastic zip bags and put it next to your computer. That way Jesus will always be with you. People that eat Jesus poop him out the next day so have to keep going back for more body parts.
Hahahahahaha, exactly! I had a devoutly Christian coworker once who was shocked, SHOCKED, when I mentioned the technically-cannibal nature of the eucharist ritual. But hey, accurate is accurate!
So he's a vampire with the blood drinking and eternal life thing?
First time visitor giving his 2 cents.
There was Christ who was likely quite extreme... god on the other hand... fiction... but if there really was a god it could only be descibed as evil. A creature lacking benevolence and without an ounce of compassion. IMO.
god and all major religions are about power and control over others. Just like politicians and political parties.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
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