You won't believe this, but I have the Flu or was that Ebola. Yeah, I was attacked last night. That bitch snuck up on my ass in the dead of night and stole my soul. I thought I was going to die at first but then it tapered off this morning. Now it just feels like a bad cold. It sucks! But on the lighter side, I probably lost about 10 pounds.
I haven't had the flu in years. I never got the flu shot either. They said the shot is useless this year because the flu mutates so quickly. Anywho, I can't wait to get this shit over with.
David will be getting his week off in about 2 weeks from now for the Christmas shut down. Hope he doesn't get the flu. When he gets sick he is the opposite of the usual norm. Most men act like it's the end of their world when they get the flu or just a cold. They whine and cry and want you to care for them.
David tends to go out and rake manly leaves or fix manly things. I want him to stay in bed and rest when he's sick. He watches manly TV or goes to Home Desperate and passes it on to other manly men. Yes, he's the Typhoid Mary of manly men. Hells Bells, he probably won't even tell me he's sick.
