Okay, I'm back Again

Yes I just love to torture you all to hell and back. I've been out with bronchitis which nearly got my fat fluffy ass thrown into the hospital with pneumonia. David started it. He gave me his cold. The shit.

Wicked little CO2 BB Gun

Anywho, I'm back in full swing. I am also making David buy me a CO2 BB gun as compensation so I have something to do with my time outside this spring. Like shooting these fucking plant up-rooting squirrels!

I caught two of the little fuckers digging up my brand new tomato plants. These bastids are looking for all the pecans they buried before the winter. So now they think anything in the garden or in a planter pot is a possible hiding place.

I also did a great deal of thinking while I was coughing up a lung and my spleen. I thought about all the things I wished I could have done or wanted to do when I was younger. I also thought about the things I hate and love and evil plans. So in upcoming blog entries I will be writing about these things. Therefore you will be forced to read them all ... BWAAAHAHAAhaahaaahaahahahahaaa,snort. sorry.