"She Turned Me Into a Newt - I Got Better"

I can tell y'all right now that there is not enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday morning. After putting up with the most horrendous arthritic backache of all time for the past five days, nothing, in this crazy fucked up world can possibly make my life better. Except maybe spell check. Yeah, spell check helps a little.

I have to thank my wonderful heating pad and not so wonderful pain meds. Zanaflex and Hydrocodone are overrated. They had no effect on my pain what-so-ever. One thing that did get me through was watching DVD's and catching up on my book reading. As usual one of my most favorite DVD's is Monty Python and The Holy Grail. My brother and I love watching anything Monty Python and we can both recite this crazy funny movie word for word.