Where and when did I get 15 minions?? Crap how am I gonna feed you all. I'll have to apply for Welfare now, shit !! And my day was going really good so far.
David is being a pain as usual. Before I would be working at the hospital so I didn't see him all day cause I worked nights and slept during the day. But now since I have this arthritis in my back, I have no choice but to have him hanging around bothering me all day long. Don't get me wrong I love my hubby/plaything to death. But if he doesn't find something to do soon without bothering me every 10 minutes to come check out what he just did... I'm going to have to hide a body and real soon like.
I don't know if anyone has heard this yet... but it is about a little girl, Savanna, who talks to a 911 dispatcher for her dad who is having a heart attack. The dad starts out trying to talk to the 911 dispatcher but can't so Savanna takes over. I wanted to post this on Father's Day but I wasn't feeling well that week. I can't let this go. You have to listen to how well this sweet little girl handles an emergency. Please listen to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6cksmhtGWs&feature=related
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Awesome giveaway at The Ravens Barrow
There is this really cool giveaway for retractable fangs that The Barrow is giving away. It's an awesome blog too. So you just have to go check this out!! I may just go and buy myself a few of these little goodies for Halloween.
Oh Crap
HELP !!! PLEASE HELP ME !!!!
David is changing the kitchen faucet washer again. I tried to keep my mouth shut but he found out that it was leaking again when he used it last night. Goddess help me!!!
He said he was going to make it work without leaking or change the damned faucet out completely. What am I going to do. He will be here for a whole week. *sob* What will I do???
He had me follow him outside earlier and asked what branches needed to be severed because they were to low in the street. Like he couldn't figure that out for himself? I might just fake a bad day and hide in bed so he won't bother me anymore or just pack the puppies into the car leave my cell phone and go for a L O N G ride in the country somewhere.
Oh Crap !!! I just heard a round of cussing and tool throwing coming from the kitchen. Dang and I thought this was going to be a nice quiet Monday morning. Be right back ... he's calling me to inspect his work.
Ok so I didn't have to call the plumbers out. Right now he is so proud that he replaced the faucet rubber thingys for the 3rd time in 2 months. Big deal. Now he is outside power washing the house. Just wonderful. I'll have to go around checking for leaking windows with towels. Lord and Lady help me I'm gonna kill him before our 8th anniversary.
David is changing the kitchen faucet washer again. I tried to keep my mouth shut but he found out that it was leaking again when he used it last night. Goddess help me!!!He said he was going to make it work without leaking or change the damned faucet out completely. What am I going to do. He will be here for a whole week. *sob* What will I do???
He had me follow him outside earlier and asked what branches needed to be severed because they were to low in the street. Like he couldn't figure that out for himself? I might just fake a bad day and hide in bed so he won't bother me anymore or just pack the puppies into the car leave my cell phone and go for a L O N G ride in the country somewhere.
Oh Crap !!! I just heard a round of cussing and tool throwing coming from the kitchen. Dang and I thought this was going to be a nice quiet Monday morning. Be right back ... he's calling me to inspect his work.
Ok so I didn't have to call the plumbers out. Right now he is so proud that he replaced the faucet rubber thingys for the 3rd time in 2 months. Big deal. Now he is outside power washing the house. Just wonderful. I'll have to go around checking for leaking windows with towels. Lord and Lady help me I'm gonna kill him before our 8th anniversary.
How to make a blog button for your blog
It's bright and early . Wake up you lazy bones. This is important !!!
Ok a lot of you are wondering ..."How the hell do I make a blog button?"
Well wonder no more myminions followers and fellow bloggers. I am here to show you how. Remember there will be a test at the end.
First of all you have to save the "item" ... that is the picture of what you want to make into a button. You need to save it to a desktop folder that you can access easily. I save all my crap pictures and stuff in a folder called "Blog Pics and Jokes". It is on my desktop so I can open it when I want to . Ok ... now you have done that. Next you will go to this web site :
http://mybannermaker.com/
Save this site to your bookmarks or whatever you like to call it. You might want to use it again for another blog or to change your button if you get bored on rainy days.
Ok... now in the button site scroll down until you find the box size you want for your button. Tap on the button size .
*NOTE* not all blogs can take large buttons so keep it down to a reasonable size.
The size 180 x 150 is a nice size.
Next there will be small buttons on the bottom or beneath the button size you chose.
Just start from the left and work your way right. So the second button will be BACKGROUND: There are 2 buttons Top Color and Bottom Color. You can play around with these two colors all you like. These will be the shading for the background colors. Like if you pick red for both colors your button color just happens to be yellow. your background will take on a reddish orange hue. Get it? So pick a color light on the top and darker on the bottom.
Then the next button is for the button picture that you saved to your desktop folder. This is the part you needed to pay attention too. Just hit on the BROWSE button right of the blank box and go to the picture you want for your button. hi on the picture and the text of where that button is will appear in the blank box. Then hit the UPLOAD button and wait for a minute. when it comes up ...there will be a very large picture on your screen. DON'T FREAK OUT !! Just go to the top left of the picture and click and hold your mouse button down and draw a box down with the cursor of your mouse. this is going to be the stuff that will appear in the box size you picked. This will be your blog button . Hit the continue button on the bottom right of the picture. You should now have a picture of the button you wanted... if not play with this part a bit until you get it right the way you want it. Cool so far huh?
Ok now you should be seeing the picture of the button you want and the next button on the bottom will be TEXT. There are 4 blank areas below your button and one of them has text in it that starts out saying "This is your banner...." ERASE ALL THE WORDS IN THAT BOX PLEASE. You wont need that in there. These empty boxes are where your text will be on your button. If there was already text on your button when you copied it you can just erase the junk in the banner box that I told you to get rid of or you will have "This is your banner..." crap all over your button. That's why you need to do the erasing like I told you.
Now if you don't have anything on your button and you want the title of your blog to be on it write it in the spaces and play with the fonts where it says SAMPLE and there is color where you see the teeny tiny #FFFFFFFFF's
PLEASE... leave the SIZE, OPACITY AND ANGLE buttons alone unless you feel good about these. You can always come back later some other time and play with these little guys when you have more guts. Below all this stuff is the positioning buttons. You can be brave here and play with these all you like. I left them alone. When you are finished with all this you can go to the next button under your button picture... BORDER : You can put a border on here for the button by sliding the little green slider. When you are finished here then hit the EFFECTS button below the picture of your button. This place is where you can make cute sparklies or nothing at all on your button. Play around and have fun with this one too. Then hit the last button called SAVE.
When you hit this it will take you to the last thing you have to do and that is choosing how you want to have this all saved. Under BANNER CODE OPTIONS: Pick the first button that says NORMAL BANNER and then the little box that says SHOW CODE BOX BELOW THE BANNER. Then scroll down to the large box that says "Save TheWhales Banner". there will be something of a an advertisement that comes up in green and black. In the green box on the right it says Continue on free... hit that sucker and you will see your finished button with the text box below it high lighted in dark teal like color. Right click on the teal text to save it and go to your blogger dashboard. Then hit the DESIGN button, then the ADD A GADGET on the left or right side of your blogger layout. Then scroll down until you find the HTML/JavaScript add on. Hit that rascal and left click to get to the Content window. Right click to unload the button there and then don't forget to go back up to the Title part and name this HTML thingy. Something like "TAKE MY BUTTON- PLEASE" Then position it where you want to on your blog and save save save .... You are done my dears and you now have a spanking new button for all to add to theirs. Now wasn't that fun?
Ok a lot of you are wondering ..."How the hell do I make a blog button?"
Well wonder no more my
First of all you have to save the "item" ... that is the picture of what you want to make into a button. You need to save it to a desktop folder that you can access easily. I save all my
http://mybannermaker.com/
Save this site to your bookmarks or whatever you like to call it. You might want to use it again for another blog or to change your button if you get bored on rainy days.
Ok... now in the button site scroll down until you find the box size you want for your button. Tap on the button size .
*NOTE* not all blogs can take large buttons so keep it down to a reasonable size.
The size 180 x 150 is a nice size.
Next there will be small buttons on the bottom or beneath the button size you chose.
Just start from the left and work your way right. So the second button will be BACKGROUND: There are 2 buttons Top Color and Bottom Color. You can play around with these two colors all you like. These will be the shading for the background colors. Like if you pick red for both colors your button color just happens to be yellow. your background will take on a reddish orange hue. Get it? So pick a color light on the top and darker on the bottom.
Then the next button is for the button picture that you saved to your desktop folder. This is the part you needed to pay attention too. Just hit on the BROWSE button right of the blank box and go to the picture you want for your button. hi on the picture and the text of where that button is will appear in the blank box. Then hit the UPLOAD button and wait for a minute. when it comes up ...there will be a very large picture on your screen. DON'T FREAK OUT !! Just go to the top left of the picture and click and hold your mouse button down and draw a box down with the cursor of your mouse. this is going to be the stuff that will appear in the box size you picked. This will be your blog button . Hit the continue button on the bottom right of the picture. You should now have a picture of the button you wanted... if not play with this part a bit until you get it right the way you want it. Cool so far huh?
Ok now you should be seeing the picture of the button you want and the next button on the bottom will be TEXT. There are 4 blank areas below your button and one of them has text in it that starts out saying "This is your banner...." ERASE ALL THE WORDS IN THAT BOX PLEASE. You wont need that in there. These empty boxes are where your text will be on your button. If there was already text on your button when you copied it you can just erase the junk in the banner box that I told you to get rid of or you will have "This is your banner..." crap all over your button. That's why you need to do the erasing like I told you.
Now if you don't have anything on your button and you want the title of your blog to be on it write it in the spaces and play with the fonts where it says SAMPLE and there is color where you see the teeny tiny #FFFFFFFFF's
PLEASE... leave the SIZE, OPACITY AND ANGLE buttons alone unless you feel good about these. You can always come back later some other time and play with these little guys when you have more guts. Below all this stuff is the positioning buttons. You can be brave here and play with these all you like. I left them alone. When you are finished with all this you can go to the next button under your button picture... BORDER : You can put a border on here for the button by sliding the little green slider. When you are finished here then hit the EFFECTS button below the picture of your button. This place is where you can make cute sparklies or nothing at all on your button. Play around and have fun with this one too. Then hit the last button called SAVE.
When you hit this it will take you to the last thing you have to do and that is choosing how you want to have this all saved. Under BANNER CODE OPTIONS: Pick the first button that says NORMAL BANNER and then the little box that says SHOW CODE BOX BELOW THE BANNER. Then scroll down to the large box that says "Save The
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Happy 4th Of July
Happy 4th of July y'all. Hope it is a safe one for you, your family and friends. We had the "Biggest Small Town 4th of July Parade" yesterday afternoon and then the fireworks last night cause today is a church day for all the Christians and such. Poor things go and waste a perfect morning in church lady prison church when they could be having fun like us heathens runnin around nekked and mating like rabbits in the woods. Well that's what one neighbor calls them, I mean us. Well David and I went out for breakfast this morning At IHOP. The streets were deserted except for us Pagans ahahahahaa.
Anywho David and I, well, I mean David cut the grass while I watched from the porch. No, I'm not lazy, I have back problems and if it ever gets better I'm tearing up that yard for a veggie garden from hell. Oh yeah baby!!
But for now I am complying with my hubby/plaything's wishes and being the good wife that I am, I promise not to do any house or yard work for a whole week while he istorturing me at home on Plant shutdown. Lucky duck gets a week off paid cause the plant he works at shuts down for a whole week. But I know he'll be checking his emails from work here at home. France and England don't shut down at the same time. So he does some of his office work here. Then he watches payed per view wrestling Jerry Springer all day long.
At least he will leave me alone I hope. Last time he was home I had to go see what he was calling me for every few hours or so. He gets into these "I've got to build something or I'll just die" fits. I usually either end up having to go inspect his work when he calls me to or having to call a professional to come out to fix what he messed with around the house. It was a plumber last time. Gawd I hope he learned from that escapade.
Anywho David and I, well, I mean David cut the grass while I watched from the porch. No, I'm not lazy, I have back problems and if it ever gets better I'm tearing up that yard for a veggie garden from hell. Oh yeah baby!!
But for now I am complying with my hubby/plaything's wishes and being the good wife that I am, I promise not to do any house or yard work for a whole week while he is
At least he will leave me alone I hope. Last time he was home I had to go see what he was calling me for every few hours or so. He gets into these "I've got to build something or I'll just die" fits. I usually either end up having to go inspect his work when he calls me to or having to call a professional to come out to fix what he messed with around the house. It was a plumber last time. Gawd I hope he learned from that escapade.
Friday, July 2, 2010
July 4th Weekend
It's the 4th of July on Sunday. Perfect day for a holiday, right? So Act like it you lousy bums !
Fly the flag high and proud and have your cookouts and fireworks. Fight off the hordes of ants in the pants, biting bugs and mosquitoes. Go Tubing down the river or boating or whatever you do on the 4th but make it a safe one. I want to see your crazy recovering from a drunken haze and overindulged fat asses back here on Monday morning bright and early... well maybe not so early. I'll give you some time to recuperate. What I Need is More Minions
WOW !!!
I have 11minions followers as of this morning. Thank You all very much !!! I am deeply touched in the head honored that you like reading my crap blog. Really, Thank You so much !!!!
Just letting y'all know the news today cause I don't have much going on in my life right now. My back pain is kicking my ass as usual...nothing new there. Let's see ...got a refill on my lovely best friends Darvocet and Skelaxin. Had blood drawn for my doctors appointment next week. Not looking forward to the weigh-in but hell, I can't dance either. Whatever. Ummmm... oh yeah Hurricane Alexpeed rained a little bit on us yesterday and last night. We got nothing like the possibility of 3 to 5 inches of rain as predicted.But a little is better then nothing at all.
I was playing some more in Youtube this morning and found some more funny stuff. I love playing around in there. Anywho, I found this funny car commercial that cracked me up... you gotta check this out if you haven't yet done that. Even though I hate rap music...this is cute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4
Ah yes, I almost forgot!!! Mother Moon is having a fantastic Giveaway. It's more like 3 giveaways really. I've been following her for a while now and she has an awesome blog. So go check her out. Read her blog and enter to win.
I have 11
Just letting y'all know the news today cause I don't have much going on in my life right now. My back pain is kicking my ass as usual...nothing new there. Let's see ...got a refill on my lovely best friends Darvocet and Skelaxin. Had blood drawn for my doctors appointment next week. Not looking forward to the weigh-in but hell, I can't dance either. Whatever. Ummmm... oh yeah Hurricane Alex
I was playing some more in Youtube this morning and found some more funny stuff. I love playing around in there. Anywho, I found this funny car commercial that cracked me up... you gotta check this out if you haven't yet done that. Even though I hate rap music...this is cute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4
Ah yes, I almost forgot!!! Mother Moon is having a fantastic Giveaway. It's more like 3 giveaways really. I've been following her for a while now and she has an awesome blog. So go check her out. Read her blog and enter to win.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
My Hubby/Plaything, David and I were talking about airlines and how many of them have gone really downhill in the past years except one. We love flying on Southwest Airlines when we can. One reason I guess is that they are always nice and they get us to where we are going on time and the flight attendants are funny as shit.
Well I was cruising through Youtube. com and I found this this morning and wanted to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdCFYLf_JI
Well I was cruising through Youtube. com and I found this this morning and wanted to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdCFYLf_JI
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