Obama And Biden Making The Transition

I found these on twitter. It's causing a stir of the funny bone. These are the best ones I could find. Enjoy.

Religion in a Nutshell

It's Back

I am putting this back up on my blog. Why? You ask? Well, it's like this. This fucktard needs a good punch and since I can't do it physically I still have my imagination, and my imagination is amazingly as close as I can get to watching the real thing happen. 

Friday Funny

The Boy and His Glove

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness, the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here now," the priest says.

We Can Change This Nightmare!!! READ THIS!!

To everyone that reads my blog in the U.S., there is still something that can turn this crazy shit of an election around. The Electoral College meets on December 19th to decide if Trump is a threat to our democracy. They can change everything in favor of Hillary and vote Trump out. We are trying to get them to think about this but we need to get this petition going. So PLEASE go sign the petition at moveon.org. or change.org. The site addresses are listed below. Get your friends to go and sign. Do you want 4 years of Trump? No? Then pass this around and sign it.

http://pac.petitions.moveon.org/sign/tell-the-electoral-college.fb48?source=s.icn.fb&r_by=12372653
 or go here:
http://tinyurl.com/zxvl8a3

Complete Shock

Today is a continuing nightmare. I am so worried about what will happen to my friends and readers here in the U.S. that are LGBT, Muslim, and Latino. What will happen? I have been on the phone with so many friends that are scared. Scared that their marriages are going to be dissolved, scared they will be deported because they are Muslim. Some say they are going into hiding until things calm down and see what King Cheeto is going to do. Some are ranting and raving that the Alt-Right and Religious Right will take over our lives. Everyone is running around like Chicken Little, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

Personally, I am in shock. I have been in shock since I heard he won and the global markets were crashing. I've been reading world news articles since yesterday. I believe we finally found out that there are more bigoted, hate-spewing, zealots in the U.S. than we thought there were. I not only fear for America, I fear for the whole world. I really want to go lie down for a while and think. Not talk to anyone for at least the rest of the day. I can not adult, not today, not for a while.

Wet Dog Wednesday

Zombie Apocalypse, What If?

On one of my Sunday's post comments, Ol'Buzzard left me a comment about zombies that made me skeptical of not surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.

You do know that when the zombies come you will be the first eaten - because, like me, you can't out run them.  

the Ol'Buzzard

I thought about it for a long time. I even came up with a list of pros and cons. The pros won out to a certain degree, that I would survive even if I couldn't out run the zombies.  I came up with the fact that it's not really the zombies I would be afraid of, it's the people who live past the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse. 

People have that nasty disposition that they want to rule the world. You know I'm telling the truth. There is always that one person who wants to be the leader of a cult. Those are the sinister ones you have to be weary of. They are the true predators not the zombies during an outbreak.

Also, if my biological, anatomy and physiology studies serve me right, zombies won't be moving quite as fast as we think. When a body dies, decomposition starts immediately. So if the body was to rise from the dead as a zombie, its movement would be limited to impaired walking at best. It'll be easy to just pop a headshot and be done with them. We as thinking humans could eliminate them quickly.

Ultimate Zombie Fighting Vehicle

But on the other hand, just for the sake of all science fiction movies and TV shows, what if they are faster in their movements per se, such as running.  Then Ol'Buzzard would be right; the elderly, those out of shape, handicapped and the very young would definitely be at risk of being overtaken by zombies looking for a tasty human snack.

My husband/sexy beast/slave and I know pretty well what to do and how to do it, whether or not if we can run. The thing is to keep a cool head, not panic and not fall from a sprained ankle[movie cliché]. All in all, I believe David and I would definitely survive a ZA. We are both survivalists in an effect that we have fun putting our skills to work or playing scenarios out from time to time. Yeah, we're woods creepers. We also like to play out scenarios by asking each other what would you do "IF". It's a game that pretty much has kept us thinking about survival skills and how to do things if something were to happen if "Shit Hits The Fan". So IF the ZA were to happen I believe we would survive. We would pretty much be leaner and meaner in the long run.