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violence, terrible grammar, gratuitous sex, strong odors, seed porn, and possibly improper French

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Something To MaKe You Smile

For all us old people:

Texting Codes

ATD = at the doctor

BFF = best friend fell

BTW = bring the wheelchair

BYOT = bring your own teeth

FWIW = forgot where I was

GGPBL = gotta go, pacemaker battery low

GHA = got heartburn again

IMHO = is my hearing aid on?

LMDFO = laughing my dentures fell out

OMMR = on my massage recliner

ROFLACGU = rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

2 comments:

let 'er rip

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